Mayank Mishra

Didn't choose bio(logy) after high school.

[𝐇𝐲𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧 @ImHydro45]

Guy is so irrelevant that 90% of people think Nitin Gadkari is the minister of petroleum & natural gas.

[watergun @tersseer]

when the 10/10 wants me to chase her but i’ve lost passion for the game and only do pens and tap ins in saudi league.

[Om Jain @omjain23]

Yesterday my manager approved a ₹12 lakh software purchase in 3 minutes.

It took 9 emails

to approve my ₹900 reimbursement.

[Anushka @Kulfei]

this is the goat of design and UX in my opinion

[Mayank Mishra @mnk7516]

@tanejamainhoon Paytm par 500 prapt hue?

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

When you are interviewing a Cabo Verde fan outside stadium about gk Vozinha’s ability, and it turns out it is the dad of Vozinha

[Prof cheems ॐ @Prof_Cheems]

Uno Reverse 🫠

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Middle management wet dream

[aastha @aashtthaa]

Removing illegal shops from footpaths -what about the livelihood of the poor?

Removing illegal houses -what about the people living there?

Redeveloping slums -it's Adani's scam.

A country with African-level PCI is doing Norway-Sweden style activism.

Also cry, This Vishwaguru is a hellhole. Find me another place like this Vishwaguru

[Mayank Mishra @mnk7516]

@Mrsinha Fir kehte ho IT cell nahi hai, planned nahi hai, agenda nahi hai

[Laphingwala 🇦🇷 @TaufiqBiryani]

Chhole bhature has survived the Partition, mass migration, the use of paneer, fine dine distortions and yet the lowest point in its existence is being compared to pav bhaji in this tweet

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

Trump wasn't wrong when he called India a "hellhole." In fact, a large section of this country deserves that description.

[Office Of KKB @KarikadaiBoy]

Cab aggregator apps need to mention if cab is CNG. Especially when the cab is from or to airports/railway stations. The dikki cannah be used virtually.

[Mayank Mishra @mnk7516]

@PunsterX Livelihood ka randirona itna hogya hai kal ko koi chor ko peetega to bhi aa jaenge ki uski livelihood hai, contact killer ki bhi livelihood hai

People are pissed with tirri drivers hence doing this

[Mayank Mishra @mnk7516]

@SassyShernii @gharkekalesh Tera daily wage jindagi se interfere krta hai roz. 99% chutiyo ke wajah se 1% ache waalo ko chhod de?

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

2026 BE LIKE:

[Ninda Turtle @NindaTurtles]

Corporate bosses and managers have no clue the amount of frustration an employee has to go through just to reach home and back during rains.

Roads flooded, trains running late everything is crowded.

Indian companies are Mafia, zero empathy about employees

[Blind @JoinBlind]

When getting laid off feels like a relief instead of a tragedy... what does that say about the workplace? 🤔

[tiwariji @tiwariji___]

Next season is coming soon💀

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

No mention of HR making you go through 8 rounds of interviews just to ghost you