Michael Kahn, CMT

SVP, Senior Market Analyst, @LowryResearch/@CFRAResearch. Barron's alum. Jargon buster.

[Michael Kahn, CMT @mnkahn]

Five spyders higher today when the indices get crushed. Just a Lowry 70% Downside Day - meh. Of course, the whole way up was meh, too.

[Michael Kahn, CMT @mnkahn]

So much for being in the trillion dollar club $MU

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Not looking so chippy now. $SOX

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Bonk! $SIL and with the specter of higher rates

[Michael Kahn, CMT @mnkahn]

Shhh... Advance-Decline was negative today.

[タンタンパパ @tintinpapa1]

いいなっ、これ...

歳取ったらストームトルーパーの
マスクつけてこんなん押そう☺️

[Michael Kahn, CMT @mnkahn]

@hicasamadim (2+2)*2=8, (5+5)*5=50, (6+6)*6=72

[Michael Kahn, CMT @mnkahn]

What could possibly go wrong? $MU

[Michael Kahn, CMT @mnkahn]

What's not to like? $SPXEW

[Michael Kahn, CMT @mnkahn]

Yes!

[The Dark Side @FantasyGalaxies]

Me and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor's trail cams.

[Michael Kahn, CMT @mnkahn]

Nothing to see here. $TYX

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Headline - "Dow exits correction." It is less than 1% from an all-time high. #StupidMedia

[Michael Kahn, CMT @mnkahn]

Why they get the big bucks:
One firm says its indicator is flashing its first sell signal since 2021 with only 1.4% to go to its midyear target. The sell results in a 2% decline over three months. SMH

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If $MSFT were merely unchanged today at noon, the Dow would be up 886 instead of "only" 742. #DowPorn

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@MikeBales Father, you're life's a ship, that's never been to sea - Father OSA, Styx

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@RyanDetrick The surge off an important low - I call it the good kind of overbought. Alan Shaw would agree.

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We cannot know which it is just yet. $IWM #gaps

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$CAT is responsible for 156 of the Dow's 235-point decline at midday. #dowporn

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What in the holy hell? #IGV

[Michael Kahn, CMT @mnkahn]

Someone help me out - Today could be the first 10 billion share day on the NYSE. Am I missing one?