Miranda 🍂🌻

CA | 27 | BS in math! 🎓 | Books, iced coffee, and Broadway soundtracks - who could really ask for more?

[Miranda 🍂🌻 @mnorman0312]

@duble_la Your hair looks SO SOFT LEMME TOUCH IT

[Miranda 🍂🌻 @mnorman0312]

@NigelGraz The Paleontologist by Luke Dumas

[Miranda 🍂🌻 @mnorman0312]

@DC_011317 @xauhgkuzi Please tag me if you post it somewhere! It starts at 2:30am for me and I just can’t stay up that late 😩

[XG USA @XGUSA_]

[GOAL] 150 rts and replies for XGChella 🛸

XG INVADES COACHELLA
#XGCHELLA #XG_COACHELLA

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever. i’m coming

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

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[Miranda 🍂🌻 @mnorman0312]

@duble_la Daphne from scooby doo

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go

[wennie @wenn_idk]

I lied. Put your clothes back on. You’re going to tell me in depth your first impression of me and how, why and when you started liking me

[nova @comfypill]

(still being weird) sorry for being weird earlier

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you want to change plans? Do something completely different than the logistics I’ve envisioned & as such cemented in my head? Sure that’s fine. I can be normal about that. Please excuse me for 10 minutes. If you hear screaming it is unrelated

[niamh @battymoth]

why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports

[New York Times Games @NYTGames]

me when i lock in to solve connections

[Miranda 🍂🌻 @mnorman0312]

@duble_la

[🏳️‍⚧️ Gabagool 🏳️‍🌈 @i_am_gabagool]

this tree is hard to describe, it has a certain…je ne sequoia

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

why are they called capybaras and not guinea bigs

[Miranda 🍂🌻 @mnorman0312]

@duble_la Bby no they’ll steal your bank info

[Sabrina 🖤🌙 @SEchouafni]

no I don't have "astigmatism" I can just see the halos of the angels that live in car headlights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see