Matthew Norton-Baker

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@TAHK0 Xerneas already has a Mega Evolution it’s called Pressing Geomancy. Can’t imagine Mega Xerneas would ever be better than just running Geomancy Xerneas with his favorite Herb.

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@barofsoap418 @singtoconley Toby keeps the bit going until Earthbound enters the public domain and then he confirms that Sans really is Ness and then immediately dies cause he’d be like 100 years old when this happens

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@kirk_bado @kkondik Shri Thanedar is also August 4th, and he looks to be in pretty serious trouble. I don’t think even the establishment/Dem Leadership care to try to save him, it seems like the entire Detroit political spectrum united behind putting him in the dirt

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@MichaelLangeNYC The idea that Zohran would endorse anyone besides AOC for president in 2028 is comedic. I’m not sure what the play is here for Newsom, Harris. Do they actually think they have a shot at pulling his support? Are they just thinking AOC won’t run? Even then, don’t think he endorses

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@davidslosttt @MookerT56 Mai Vang is literally endorsed by a DSA chapter tho

[manny @mannyfidel]

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@daveweigel True but no candidate getting the endorsement in 2021 vs the left-wing challenger actually getting the party endorsement in 2025 are pretty different scenarios

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@ettingermentum The clip is awesome cause you can clearly see the gears turning in his head, he almost says it and then pulls back at the last second lol

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@JSCollinsAP I mean, is it not fair to say that it’s rare BECAUSE a lot of likely targets just retire instead. Sinema and Corker are easy examples of recent retirees who would’ve faced pretty harsh challenges.

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@LexaproJanitor7 @ettingermentum

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@NickTagliaferro I thought this was a joke until I scrolled further down my timeline and saw the press release. I hate this man so much. It’s not enough that he’s evil, does he have to be so embarrassingly Reddit too?

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

@USA_Polling The crazy thing about this stupid squirrel thing is that I AM on social media 8 hours a day and I have no clue what the deal is. The Right has reached levels of Online that shouldn’t even be possible

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

This video is exactly what watching Megalopolis feels like

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

The Tim Walz pick has proven to be genius because every week Republicans have a complete meltdown about some random thing about him and seem to forget that they’re supposed to be running against Harris. Nobody’s vote is gonna change as a result of the White Guy Taco discourse lol

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Listen, I’m just not much of a spice guy.

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

I can’t believe Republicans nominated a guy from the Know-Nothing Party for Vice President

[Jacqueline Sweet @JSweetLI]

JD Vance in 2021, while discussing earlier waves of immigration to the US:

"You had this massive wave of Italian, Irish and German immigration and that had its problems, its consequences. You had higher crime rates, you had these ethnic enclaves, you had inter-ethnic conflict in the country where you really hadn't had that before."

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

Although on the other hand, saying childcare is their “whole purpose” is insane and dehumanizing no matter what language you use, so he is both actually evil and also talks absurdly evil. What a guy

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

The basic sentiment I think he’s *trying* to say, “it’s good when grandparents help with childcare” is normal, but when you say shit like “postmenopausal female” you sound like a serial killer no matter what point you’re actually trying to make. Awesome how terrible he is at this

[Heartland Signal @HeartlandSignal]

NEW VANCE AUDIO: In an interview from 2020, JD Vance agrees with a podcast host who says having grandmothers help raise children is “the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female.”

He also agrees when the host says grandparents helping raise children is a "weird, unadvertised feature of marrying an Indian woman."

[chekovian jubilee @CollieYimby]

We got him

[Matthew Norton-Baker @MNortonBaker]

Walz proving he’s the GOAT, Shapiro never would’ve had the courage to be this funny

[Jim Roberts @nycjim]

Tim Walz on J.D. Vance: "I gotta tell you; I can't wait to debate the guy....that is if he's willing to get off the couch and show up."