Melissa

Edgar’s mom 😸

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

USMAN GOT ROGAN GOING #UFC261

[Timby @Iamthetimby]

First Saweetie and Doja Cat and now we have Dixie and Charli #TrillerFightClub

[Melissa @mnschramm]

I miss @joerogan commentating fights. #ufc257

[Melissa @mnschramm]

@barstoolsports @FrankieBorrelli This lives rent free in my head for the rest of my life.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

27 years of this has killed @FrankieBorrelli

[Melissa @mnschramm]

Damn #Laine out here looking like the sloth from ‘The Goonies’ this season.

[Melissa @mnschramm]

LOVE paying for @Sportsnet when it won’t work on our apps 👍🏻 #whatamipayingfor

[Francesca Hong For Governor @FrancescaHongWI]

So about this #fly
How many times did #Pence lie?
Does he have pinkeye?
#haiku

[Melissa @mnschramm]

@TKACHUKycheese_ quick question: why did you take your gear off while in the penalty box of the 1st period?!?! Asking for a friend.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Ladies, I’m a 2-ply, washable cloth mask in the streets and a surgical n95 respirator in the sheets.

[Melissa @mnschramm]

I’ve read more in the past 3 weeks than I did in my 5 year English undergrad #QuarantineLife

[Melissa @mnschramm]

Kind of miss having roommates right now. Only because I’ve been alone with the cat for 11 day and he doesn’t talk back. #QuarantineLife

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

30 years ago today.

[Melissa @mnschramm]

I can’t wait to wake up and have everything I thought I was missing.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

One goal is all it takes. OT in Game 7 is underway.

#GoStars | #StanleyCup

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Remember to breathe, now let's get to it! Game 7 is underway!

#GoStars | #StanleyCup

[Brittany Dawn @itsbrittanydawn]

women are simple. we just want:
communication
to be respected
communication
forehead kisses
communication
coffee in the morning
communication
to feel protected
communication
to be loved for who we are
communication
take out and movies
communication

[Melissa @mnschramm]

may 2nd: first thunderstorm of the year 😍

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN ! I rather get call crazy then keep my thoughts bottle up inside.That only brings you anxiety and insanity.

[Melissa @mnschramm]

@Bhytes1 response to your lip sync: FUCK. ME. 🔥🔥🔥 #RuPaulDragRace