Sharpey

Was on Twitter. Left X, went to Bluesky ( Am back on X too. Although it’s still called Twitter, right?

[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

Kate Bush isn’t too happy about her recent statement from O2. £365!!

I mean, imagine… running up that bill.

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

Had a great vacation in Italy. Nothing pizza Jet2 Holiday!

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[Richard Pulsford @RichardPulsford]

"I'm going to make an example of this egg", he said, removing a 'g'

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

Every time my friend Abdul’s glasses steam up, his name shortens to Adl. It’s called condense-Asian.

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

The best games console to use at Halloween is the Nintendo’s Witch.

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

Orange flavoured triple-sec liqueur is disgusting. Sorry to be Cointreauversial.

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

My mate died after falling into the river. He went under the water, but came to the surface again briefly before drowning.

Which is why we call him Bob.

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

A winged insect was unsure about joining the Soviet secret service. He was a cagey bee.

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

A Minion gave me a tin of spaghetti, passed on from its boss. And it was jumping all around the place.

No, wait… It was a Can-Gru.

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

Barney Tyler.

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

Just found an eighty-year-old painting in my cellar. I told him to get out.

[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

A Chinese turf specialist has spoken of his joy at becoming the new groundsman at Ibrox Stadium.

He said, “I’m delighted to be joining Grassgrow Rangers”.

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

I only had a minor role in the abduction of a famous postman, but it’s the taking Pat that counts.

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[🇬🇧 Glasgow Rangers News 🇬🇧 @rfcnews1872]

Rangers legend Tom Forsyth passed away on this day in 2020, aged 71.. 💙🤍❤️

[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

A part-drawn mammal with just three legs, half a tail and missing its trunk….. waving goodbye to the Circus.

It’s nearly the elephant…

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[Colin Spencer @ColinSpenc4257]

Who Remembers.

[Gareth George - Groan Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 @groanman2020]

I think my mother's clothes are too revealing. Last night she wore a t-shirt that said 'You're adopted'.

[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

Loved the Ultimax.

[90’s Football Memories @90sFootballUK1]

A couple of excellent Football League Balls.

[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

How does a former U.S. Vice President thank a large German marine mammal? “Danke, whale”.

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[Sharpey @mnsharpelad]

If Nigel Farage played football, he’d be on the right-wing.

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