Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite singer, Dolly Parton, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite singer, Bonnie Tyler. I just wanted to let you know my favorite politician is Donald Trump.
I’d like to thank @MnDOT for appearing out of nowhere on 494 this afternoon & spontaneously fixing my flat tire faster than a @NASCAR pit crew. I have no idea how he knew I was there, but the guy could not have been nicer and got me on my way in minutes. Our tax dollars at work!