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[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

if i really wanted to make people mad id say prometheus is better than aliens. also lynchs dune is better than the book its based on

[Tom Butler @TomButler]

Jupiter Ascending is Phantom Menace meets Super Mario Bros. levels of awful, but not in a fun way.

[Film Junk @filmjunk]

The Film Junk Podcast is finally New and Noteworthy on iTunes... it only took 500 episodes! (h/t @instantjim)

[The Documentary Blog @DocumentaryBlog]

It's only taken 10 years and 500 episodes for @filmjunk to crack the top ten TV & Film podcasts on iTunes! #LongCon

[Michele Boyd @micheleboyd]

This wasn't even Katy Perry's final form.

[SEO Speedwagon @woodmuffin]

je suis Beavis

[Colin Moriarty @longislandviper]

Official Super Bowl Score Prediction: Seahawks 31, Patriots 24.

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Gonna work with original partners Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert again on #AVED. Excited as hell!

[Nick Scarpino @nickscarpino]

Congrats to @shakeshack on its big opening day on Wall Street. Up 130% today. Wow.

[rob fee @robfee]

NFL says Marshawn Lynch is being a distraction. From what? The cheating allegations, drug suspensions, domestic abuse cases or murder trial?

[Matt Fowler @TheMattFowler]

Frank Black's "Teenager of the Year" is still such a fucking rad album.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Marshawn Lynch is dominating Super Bowl Week media coverage by refusing to speak to the media.

[Chris Law @ChrisLaw]

"I'm here so I won't get fined" all 30 times #MoneyLynch http://t.co/fhy5QMByYY

[Film Junk @filmjunk]

Film Junk Podcast Episode #500: The 10 Year Anniversary Show http://t.co/fHTPUTSCYG

[Chris Scullion @scully1888]

AFTER THE UPDATE #awholenewworldhasopenedup #ripconsolewar https://t.co/TKb4Y07Egz

[Cory @Grade_A_Moron]

The part in The Road when the dad finds a soda & asks his son if Pepsi's okay & thats when the boy realizes he's in an apocalyptic hellscape

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

on one side of the new quarter is a cube. on the other side the cube is on fire. new dollar is dolphins, new twenty is a unisex ass. no dime

[SEO Speedwagon @woodmuffin]

tired of being a laughingstock his entire life, Goofus attempts to kill himself by downing an entire bottle of Flintstones vitamins