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[A @mntnbnd]

@POTUS How about “ending” other diseases as well? Autoimmune diseases are just as debilitating, yet autoimmune-focused research receives a fraction of the grant money and attention that cancer research does. Effort and money should go into all categories of diseases equally.

[A @mntnbnd]

@POTUS It would be really cool if you could mention autoimmune diseases in the same context 😎

[Cher @cher]

If Every time Men Had Sex,
They Risked Death, Physical Disability,A Life Altering Interruption In Their Education,Or Career, & The Sudden Life Long
Responsibility For Another
Human Being,I Think
They’d Expect A Choice
In The Matter

[A @mntnbnd]

@robdelaney @CoronetBooks @HodderBooks @SPIEGELandGRAU I ordered the physical book, and I cannot wait to read it. It will likely be a very moving story, and there is just something different about holding an actual book that makes the message come across more powerfully 📖

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

A message from Stewie and Brian:

[A @mntnbnd]

Maybe this isn’t the type of feedback they were asking for? 🧐

[A @mntnbnd]

Anthem asked me to take a survey...so I was honest I guess? @robdelaney probably understands.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: “Holy shit that was amazing!”
COMMENTATOR: “Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself.”

[ESA Rosetta Mission @ESA_Rosetta]

“Hello, world!"

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

You COULD let your guests pile their coats on the bed, but you're just inviting DNA confusion if the night ends in murder.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

For Halloween I'm going as that feeling you get at a store when you try to refold a sweater properly & put it back on the shelf.

[A @mntnbnd]

Those #AutumnLeaves ... So gorgeous!!

[A @mntnbnd]

Wind in hair, trail underfoot, @RoadID on wrist, peace of mind, bliss. #openmicRoadID

[A @mntnbnd]

@RoadID 8:12:14 #RoadID

[A @mntnbnd]

Can't exactly complain about having to go to conferences....

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Are you bad with people and hate money? Consider grad school!

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I think one reason babies cry on planes is because flying sucks & babies aren’t liars like you & me.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

President Obama said he’s urging his daughters not to get caught up trying to act like celebrities. He’s particularly worried about Sa$ha.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

We act like we're too cool for "brand loyalty" but if someone says they *bing'd* something, we beat them to death in the street.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Happy people often do. RT @GovMikeHuckabee: My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that determined that same sex marriage is okay: "Jesus wept."