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a pathological people pleaser.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I actually feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.

[m🍂 @mnunciop]

lo mismo dijimos mis papás y yo jajajajajaja

[MALVADO DR. TOCINO @tocinosports]

Hubieran metido el show de Xcaret y nos dan otro mundial en 20 años

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

i'm not as mean as i could be and i want people to be more grateful for that

[Kush @kush_147]

I would rather seem boring than let people know too much about me

[꒑꒑ @altjjco]

Dating a very romantic and thoughtful partner would heal you.

[jynx @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I have to marry somebody who takes holidays seriously. A family person. Birthdays, graduations, promotions, achievements, anniversaries. Everything must all be celebrated fully in my household.

[cym @sweettykos]

Cualquier lección de vida que necesites, siempre podrás encontrarla en un episodio de Sex and the City.

[ro @yslrohan]

At this grown age, I don’t like being around people who aren’t solution-oriented.

[🕷️ @petethekidd]

How do you say “did I stutter?” in corporate language

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

One of my favorite human traits is when someone sees the moon and immediately feels the need to tell someone else to go look at it.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I honestly hate that we've normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling ppl that they are ill informed & ignorant.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My mom raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll get it done, but you're gonna hear about it.

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

my advice is always ruin the friendship

[alex ⋆˙⟡♡⟡⋆˙ @wdwruffalo]

They can say that you’re high maintenance, but it’s okay, because I like…maintaining you.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Girls in their 30s be like, “OMG I’m so behind,” but meanwhile they’ve healed their inner child, stopped people pleasing, left that toxic job, started therapy, learned to enjoy their own company, travel when they want, and actually like themselves now. Like sis. You’re not behind at all. You’re evolving.

[flor @palanttt]

my advice is always ruin the friendship