"for you, i would" is such a gentle & sweet love language. like, no, maybe i wouldn't usually do this, but i would love to do it if it would make you happy.
If I mistakenly or ignorantly text you and you’re a woman with the mentality that a man must buy your dress, pay for your hair, makeup, or transportation just because he asked you out on a date, or if you’re the kind of woman who thinks she is the table, please don’t reply. Just block me. If it happens in person, don’t even respond.