малюсенький мням

[малюсенький мням @mnyammmm]

нахуя чет понимать щас если через год опять все перепонимать заново и так всю жизнь

[HB @hanabryanne]

remember when everybody pretended men were super obsessed with talking about the roman empire? what the fuck was up with that

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[⚭ gaby ✧ @bbatphone]

quite impressive that arctic monkeys is an indie rock band where 4/4 members are dating women their own age

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Renate Reinsve rewears Stellan Skarsgård’s Cannes suit:

“Still smells like daddy.”

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Christopher Moltisanti while sitting on Adriana’s dog

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In Batman Returns, Michelle Pfeiffer literally put the bird on her mouth in this scene.

There was no CGI. Bird wasn’t sedated neither.

Tim Burton said:

"I don't think I've ever been so impressed in my life. She had a live bird in her mouth while the camera was rolling.”

[izabela @navajafilosa_]

tony soprano would've loved it

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

When a man is making you uncomfortable but you can't say anything cause what if he kills you for hurting his feelings

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

[Взаимная подписка с адекватными @since1795]

Фермер заснял, как козлёнок решил пободаться с котом, но тот подумал, что его ласкают

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