My phone makes me do the “are you a robot” test every time I google something. It says my browsing activity is suspicious. Probably because I google things like slutty moon costume…
I like to drink a cup of hot water and a cup of cold water at the same time so I got options, but I’m still getting hydrated 🤔 I thought it was kinda dumb but I told my coworker and she was like that’s kinda brilliant
I told my friend the dog outside was so cute and looked like the small version of a big dog, and she gon say … sooo a little dog??
I laughed for 4 minutes straight