Michael Ona Jr.

Why not?

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

I'm at Bergen Optometry LLC in Hackensack, NJ https://t.co/r7XjTNynre

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

"It's like cobra" -Ate Allison referring to my back. Im gassed lol

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

This the longest minute in history waiting for the washing machine

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

Respect to the Asian man doing Tai Chi at Votee Park wearing nothing but his wife beater and sweats.

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

Every time I walk outside of my job I smell Chinese food.

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

Random guy calls to me, "Pare, mabuhay ang Pilipino!" as I'm sitting in my car playing some Freddie Aguilar and we dapped it up.

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Gets flu shot. Gets flu anyway.

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

Cruising at 55 mph on I-80, beemer passed me on the right like I'm standing still, my whole car swayed.

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https://t.co/sqLgula8cc

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

I just backed KORA: THE NEXT CHAPTER on @kickstarter https://t.co/WzBtMNLM9R

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Must. Fast!

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I think that crack of thunder just set off somebody's car alarm.

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

453.5000MHz

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There appears to be fire or emergency at Marcal Elmwood Park multiple fire Depts responding

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

Boxingheads who you got tank Davis or Frank Martin?

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

Why am I hearing that Richard Simmons never wore a headband when I remember he most definitely did? Is this really the Mandela Effect?

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

My Indian coworker's asking me about a Padre Pio rub cream for headaches. Anybody know if they're in any local Filipino stores in Bergenfield or elsewhere?

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

Anne Curtis on Family Feud with the rest of Showtime 😍

[Michael Ona Jr. @mo2rock]

I just realized I'm old enough
to a be really young grandpa 👴