Mo Scaries

It's a hard life looking cute and playing with your pals all day.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics

[Mo Scaries @mo_carat]

It’s always the same days of my maternity leave where I have the energy to be productive (go to TJ Maxx and buy decorative storage baskets) that my day is derailed by getting spit up on and changing multiple blowouts.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

“Abortion is more important to voters than the economy.”

Tell me, what do you think one of the biggest reasons people choose to get an abortion is?

[Mo Scaries @mo_carat]

The only word to describe the music in Netflix shows is Aggressive and that’s the appeal.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I’m begging y’all to consider a horse drawn wagon or something bc nobody deserves to go out like doordash

[Mo Scaries @mo_carat]

I just woke up from from such a deep nap that I momentarily forgot I was 9 months pregnant and if you don’t get it that is a FEAT.

[Mo Scaries @mo_carat]

Feeling sorry for my husband as I email him links to jewelry for our anniversary while I browse for grilling utensils for his gift. But at the same time he knows who he married 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mo Scaries @mo_carat]

I’m only 15 minutes in but was Tom Hanks blackmailed to do this Elvis movie?

[Mo Scaries @mo_carat]

I’ve been working from home for 4 months now and I can no longer resist the daily urge to tweet about how attracted I am to Craig Melvin on the Today show.

[skooks @skooks]

Standard industry opening paragraph. New Orleans was "built on" roughly two centuries of unspeakable misery, slavery, and exploitation for which tourism mythmakers hilariously substitute "joie de vivre." The closing sentence instructs us to ignore all of that and think about food

[Doctor Basketball @amberyllis_]

Cara Delevingne’s behavior so greatly outweighs anything embarrassing I’ve ever done that I think she cured my anxiety

[Mo Scaries @mo_carat]

As a society we have a long way to go to reach consensus on hummus placement in grocery stores.

[Mo Scaries @mo_carat]

It’s always Dropkick Murphys and Gaelic Storm on these Irish bar playlists so I will be sending The Cranberries and B*Witched to touch tunes all day.

[the gn general @rickwitheruler]

They sell gas on shein???

[Mo Scaries @mo_carat]

@FernandaLanga Stunning.

[Mo Scaries @mo_carat]

Whoever is doing the makeup for Cris Collinsworth and Al Michaels deserves an Emmy and a product line.

[ǪυƎƧõ @amcglinch]

i feel like it’s so embarrassing to buy frozen chicken nuggets, but if they’re veggie/vegan it’s fine and normal