Morgan Lockhart

A #nastywoman in politics 🏳️‍🌈

[Morgan Lockhart @Mo_Lockhart]

@NicholasFerroni 5th grade Mr. Ambrose

[ramona @gothforbid]

funny how "girls mature faster" is never used to give us our independence and allow us to live, travel, and go out alone without a guardian, only to justify and rationalize predatory men's behavior and their attraction to us

[Jaime! @jaimepilled]

when a baby offers you a cheeto puff

[relatable @byreIatable]

*gives up college for Lent*

[Tree🌲 @treejacksonn]

me, low on iron:

my vision when I stand:

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[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

My favorite thing to do because I keep my room so messy, is go out with a friend who has never been to my place and then invite them over afterwards.

But then act like someone ransacked my place to look for important documents. Then we clean my room together. It’s fun. Try it.

[Clearance Andy Samberg @mcgregm]

The good news is that Guy Fieri was my spiritual guide through that exam.
Based on that fact I can say, without a doubt, Guy Fieri is shit at Chemistry

[Matt Farman @matt_farmboy]

How Dutch Bros employees walked into their interviews

[GL @gldivittorio]

Getting dumped in 2017: I think we should see other people

Getting dumped in 2019: Does this spark joy? No

[leggy 🇵🇸 @arabootiful]

i WISH they hadn’t stopped making movies in 2D animation look how fluid this shit looks??? i’m salivating as we speak

[Morgan Lockhart @Mo_Lockhart]

Just want a cutie who’ll make a @MeUndies ad with me 🙄

[Foxxy stan account @chef__killem]

How you walk out the room to get her some water after you fucked her to smithereens https://t.co/wVSzr6bTPn

[Morgan Lockhart @Mo_Lockhart]

All she has to do is lower her standards enough to be *around* you so she can cuddle your dogs 👀

[Clearance Andy Samberg @mcgregm]

The bad news is that it is hella cold right now. The good news is that if it gets any colder some poor girl might lower her standards enough to date my cuddly ass

[Mahyar Sorour @mahyarsorour]

Welcome to the 116th Congress!!