Clearance Andy Samberg

“Generic PNW guy with dog”

[Clearance Andy Samberg @mcgregm]

Tinder isn’t really working out, but what else am I gonna do? Go outside and get rejected to my face?
I’m no Johnny Bravo

[ben @_benjms]

“In America they close and lock the pools because they have no money to maintain them and when kids break into the pools they fly helicopters around at great expense to film and shame them”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Everybody should watch this so we can finally end this debate.

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Writers: "Let me show you our funny signs!"

Actors: "Let me show you how to cut a promo"

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

So you're telling me chokeholds are attempts to murder people?

[René 🟥🚩🇵🇸 @rcmoya84]

Fixed it for you, sweetheart

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

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[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

MAGA: Canceling student loans is immoral. This is why we need a Govt based on the Bible

Deuteronomy 15: “At the end of every seven years you must cancel debts. This is how: Every creditor shall cancel any loan they have made.”

MAGA: Not that part of the Bible
#CancelStudentDebt

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr

GOP: So go to college

W: I can't afford $100K tuition

GOP: Take out loans

W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest

GOP: No one forced you to go to college

W: But you just said—

Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!

GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

[Jane @MassJane]

Come to think of it, why should Americans who do not drive pave YOUR roads? Why should Americans w/o businesses pay for PPP loans? Why should Americans w/o tornadoes pay for others' damages? Why should Americans pay YOUR salary? #CancelStudentDebt

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Student debt cancelation is “unconstitutional,” but Supreme Court justices receiving bribes from billionaires is ok?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host indicted for felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Haters will see you riding a wyvern and say “ain’t no dragon though”

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

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