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[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[mo @mo_pg_]

Wtf is with sally Jackson and Maria di Angelo turning down gods who offered to build them palaces in their domains. Like move bitch ILL go

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[howdy bitch @looksalotlikeme]

I heard a24 got the rights to squidward’s suicide

[mo @mo_pg_]

@KORNPIXIE420 It’s like $2 for a year long membership, which is nuts cause once your in there the cheapest thing is like $98. Not even joking, I own one thong from there and it was $102 BEFORE TAX.

[chelsaya @chelsaya]

just filled my tank up for $50 because the president started a war because he FUCKS CHILDREN

[mo @mo_pg_]

@dingster71902 You’re so weird for this, those girls don’t give a fuck about you or your thin ass hair.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if I laid an egg once i don’t think id mention it. maybe under my breath at a party a few years later

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Victor Glover becomes the first person to do 67 in space

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

This is what a dying empire looks like

[mo @mo_pg_]

Coworker tried to booty call me at midnight last night then “didn’t remember” it this morning…. sure

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

chappell roan is in the nicu throwing cheese singles on babies’ heads and fartin’ in the incubator holes

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

cupcakke isn’t a big artist and still donated more than taylor swift (someone who has a net worth of 1.2 billion)

[mo @mo_pg_]

First day off my period and I’m clawing my hair out for some dick but my boyfriend has already PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF AND ITS NOT EVEN NOON YET

[mo @mo_pg_]

I love captain America he be killing the fuck out of people wdym you kicked a guy in the chest and threw your shield at his head that guy is DEAD

[mo @mo_pg_]

Boyfriend went out with his friend late as fuck and didn’t come home last night so I will be selling his car and rims on Facebook marketplace today keep a lookout

[es @STORRIECURE]

you know i'm texas down

[Pepsi @pepsi]

If this gets 5000 reposts we'll make the bear do a precious little dance with his favorite Pepsi Zero Sugar

[mo @mo_pg_]

If your man buys you syd*ny sw**neys “lingerie” bring for Valentine’s Day you should be aloud to put him in the stock in town square