Alex Moan

Designer, Filmmaker, Photographer.

[Alex Moan @moanalexmoan]

I just said a lady looks like the woman version of Brett Michaels, and the more I think of that, the more confusing it becomes.

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There should be a return policy for college degrees

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Anyone know where I can get a gabagool sandwich? I need to experience the hype first hand

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Bruce Lee was so sassy

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YoungShirtMayne - Crash. RT if you fuckin wit the bars!!

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Two factor authentication on my Bluetooth bathroom scale seems excessive

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Smoke dope and make nachos

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My president is lasagna

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Doobie Brothers were excessive

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Caramel is a lot.

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We need better floss technology

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Forever testing the limits of the average garbage disposal.

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Only tap-danced once this year 😑

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But how do they pronounce LL Cool J in Spanish?

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Smells don’t disappear. Smells stay smelling.

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Parsley is cilantro if it was kale

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If I had a tail, I’d be unstoppable.

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Maybe the Macarena isn’t even THAT good of a song

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@gregmasson Meltings man.

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There had to be so many trouts around for them to name it “troutsdale”