Grand Moff Tarkin

I blow stuff up. parody account. Other accounts @Boba_Fett_boi @nochillkenobi

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@StormtrooperZeb 2199 is "TRAITOR" right?

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@StormtrooperZeb I was told it turned people on

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@StormtrooperZeb @Lauren_Dennis_ this needs rewording...

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@VeryLonelyLuke yeah, thanks for that...

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#MakeANerdUnhappy : "use the force Harry"- Gandalf.

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Bush did Alderaan

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@StormtrooperZeb "I'll build a space station and the Mexicans will pay for it"

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@StormtrooperZeb they know you'll miss.

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@dadjokehansolo he might be dyslexic...

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@Marshmallow_Ani @VeryLonelyLuke let's not play the blame game.

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Apologies for the lack of activity lately, new devise makes it annoying to access Twitter.

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#MemorialDayWeekend

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@CoolPoeDameron same, apart from Alderaan. And I have cool slippers.

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#RejectedSexPositionNames Han job solo
Execute order 69
Atten-Hutt

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#FirstOrderProblems : Kylo Ren

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#MyFairytaleEnding

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Twitter has a national day for everything. Today it's #NationalSendANudeDay , tomorrow it'll be #NationalGoToBurgerKingAndGetFriesAndAPepsi

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@PalpablePalps at least I don't have a head like a prune.

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@moaningmoff If you have requests make sure to leave them in the suggestion box outside my office.

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200 followers! I am very thankful however I'll still probably blow you up.