Johnson

fuck this place, 🟦Sky, same handle

[Johnson @moarhops]

Your draft system vs the draft system she told you not to worry about.

Clean ya damn draft beer lines ya nasty bitches

[Johnson @moarhops]

@MartyGriffinKD Shut the fuck up

[Johnson @moarhops]

@jamesfooker1 I put the faucets back on to flush the system. Because I have a can. And leaving the faucets off while hooking up kegs would be a mess. Anything else?

[Johnson @moarhops]

Clean ya damn beer lines, every two weeks, even tho it's the Euro and you're busy as shit and selling a shit ton of beer, clean ya damn beer lines

[Johnson @moarhops]

@jamesfooker1 I do. We don't have a pump, just a can. So I pack the lines with caustic/acid then pull the faucets off to clean before flushing everything.

[Johnson @moarhops]

@jamesfooker1 *slow jerking off motion*

[Johnson @moarhops]

@rickyspanish508 Yup, should be on for a few more days

[Johnson @moarhops]

@PaulPeach_ Saying kegs are an economy of scale yet failing to understand 2000 bbl/yr vs 450,000,000 bbl/yr is big brain energy

[Johnson @moarhops]

@CansPgh No joke, that's literally what it is

[Johnson @moarhops]

@CansPgh It's a tournament inside the season to make 82 games mean something

[chuck beefnux @zerohacker]

do you think when someone gets kicked out of slipknot they're happy because they can finally get their keg deposit back

[Johnson @moarhops]

@OlympicTavern Same boat over here, took 80 days for a keg to travel 20 blocks over & everyone involved just shrugged and said $40 markup

[Johnson @moarhops]

Sick, I was just starting to miss getting 30 texts a day

[Tara Palmeri @tarapalmeri]

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[Johnson @moarhops]

@CansPgh He's a fuckin lizard person

[Johnson @moarhops]

@rickyspanish508

[Johnson @moarhops]

@DrSinBin Gonna try running a restaurant "WFH", see how that goes

[Johnson @moarhops]

They convinced all yinz that traffic was going to be so cataclysmic that now there's no traffic at all

[Johnson @moarhops]

@jubby72 At creating panic? Yeah man, they're killing it

[Johnson @moarhops]

@BastardBeardDan @fyeahdinosaurs @carrieunderwood Asking the important questions