Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@regesa @ekwaroobuku Granted, you know the difference between Dr. Ekwaro and Dr. Chameleon. How, pray, shall you know the difference between Dr. Ojok and Dr. Alidri?

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@Jonekyoma Hi John, when you need a break from Kampala, call. River Lokichar Conservancy awaits you! When I must come to Kampala, I drive in, do my business and head out at top speed!

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@SarahBireete Lolls-Loyisi!

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@SpireJim Careful with that gate! It can do for a school in Karamoja!

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@norbertmao @FredShaka Great! The future of the country lies in the ‘finishing’…

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@ibti_16 @Winnie_Byanyima The Kramer Family should take a long, hard look at this!

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@welandfab Didn’t we have a Kenyan Luo in the White House? And now a Ugandan Asian as Mayor of New York?

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@KampalaJournal She must have sold millions of tons of amukeke!

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@SpireJim @GodwinTOKO Does the SoveReignty Act cover ‘gifts’ to politicians? Just asking for lazy broke people…

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@KakwenzaRukira @AnitahAmong The Speaker of the 12th Parliament!

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@CraigBrockie @thewisementor PROBIOTICS

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@FredShaka @Sammy_UG01 @Wassajja_Aiden @baryamureeba @norbertmao @RealBeaMao Excellent example of 'barbed sppech'. Wayward MPs beware!

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@NoContextBrits Black Pudding!

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@Muni_University @ntvuganda @KagutaMuseveni @DailyMonitor @newvisionwire @Makerere @nbstv @Educ_SportsUg @Parliament_Ug @ps_lukwago @Thomas_Tayebwa Kudos to both Management and Students!

[Norbert Mao @norbertmao]

@chrisatuk you should replace the second equal sign with a plus sign. Put the equal sign after the third picture. Then add a fourth picture of yours truly adorning a Speaker’s gown. You can either make the changes now or wait until after I’m elected Speaker of the 12th Parliament.

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@CapitalFMUganda Why try dodging an on-coming truck? The written evidence suggests one of two reasons: the on-coming truck had strayed into the bus' lane, or the bus had strayed into the lane of the on-coming truck.

[TOKO @GodwinTOKO]

Habibi, if I were in charge of govt, I’d disband the vanity fair called @KiiraMotors, get in touch with the company producing these simple tractors from China, and redirect the funds from Kiira EV, and all funds from PDM into mass-producing these. Then sell them to Ugandan farmers at a very affordable price - cheaper than a boda - to make them available, & affordable to as many farmers as possible.

For an agricultural nation already earning billions of dollars from coffee exports, these things, in hands of hundreds of tens or hundreds of thousands of our farmers would see our exports skyrocket within a decade. If done well, Ugandans would make a lot of money in exports, and many more people would see reason to get into Agriculture - where we have a competitive advantage in the region.

A whole department at @Makerere’s CEDAT would be dedicated to studying them. Every malfunction would be studied for months to improve them, and we’d invest in making their production ever cheaper. We’d even study different agricultural products and how to make them best adapted to their production. Rice, Matooke, cotton, sugar cane etc. We’d also improve them based on terrain, one model would be great for the hills of Kapchorwa, another for the dry areas of Karamoja, another for the cold hills of Kabale. With time, we’d be exporting these to Kenya, Tanzania, DRC etc and earning extra billions in Forex in addition to agricultural exports.

In twenty or so years, we’d have the money, expertise, and technical knowledge to make bigger tractors, even the kind adapted for making our roads, and building serious projects in Uganda. Who knows, maybe we can then get to a point of making electric buses from
Scratch in 50 years when we can ably compete with Isuzu, Scania, and others. After all, every single car company started very small - something Kiira EV wants us to believe it will not do, then compete even when almost all Auditor General reports show it is nothing but a thorn on the side of taxpayers. A big, white elephant.

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@aitajoel @TommyIsaac07 Re-write, starting with "The boy..."

[Michael Oloya Aliker Tebere @MOATebere]

@SamsonMKasumba Tall tales...

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Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science...

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.