Abu Sulayman

The earth destroys its fools, but the intelligent destroy the earth.- Khalid Bin Walid

[Abu Sulayman @moballer12]

Then he told me most niggas pretend
And that's why I don't have friends
Just some brothers who gone ride to the end 💯💯 @YFNLUCCI

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Extending a special welcome to all the newest members of Bears FC 🫶

[Evie @CATACLYSMICEVIE]

My uncle posted about how all immigrants were criminals back in 2020 and I commented saying “interesting take from a federally convicted felon”

None of his Facebook friends knew he was a felon

[Abu Sulayman @moballer12]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jay🤟🏾 @2WayJay2]

Nigga went around that nigga in the black shirt like Myles Garrett😭

[All Season 🍂 @NwaforJohnpaul4]

When a stranger asks me for directions while I'm in a bad mood

[✶Ⓜ️𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕦𝕤 ▶️✶ @_MarcusD3_]

Understandably the least enthusiastic good, better, best to date.

[👤 @jadinho97]

I’m crying

[rich 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ritchCFC]

When the self-checkout scanner asks if you want a receipt

[Zelle @_TheoHuxtable]

I just saw a Bears fan say “He didn’t pull a gun out on me”

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[TNT Sports U.S. @TNTSportsUS]

We know how it ended last year...

TIME FOR PART TWO 👀

[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

Me spending all day at work knowing there is NFL/NBA/NHL going on tonight:

[Abu Sulayman @moballer12]

😂😂😂

[juls :( @lovecIubrry]

watching election numbers come in for states i don’t live in

[Abu Sulayman @moballer12]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Apollo. @apollo_sun28]

Paying attention to who’s upset at work tomorrow

[d garp @backdoorU4noRZN]

Tafoya thought she had a chance they counted Hennepin and Ramsey county 😭😭😭😭instant finish

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

This ad may have given us Blue Mississippi for the first time in decades. Historic

[Abu Sulayman @moballer12]

😂😂😂😂

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

MY FATASS DIDNT LOSE A CONGRESSIONAL RACE THO

[Abu Sulayman @moballer12]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[tote the rock @C4RTUNEZNC3REAL]

Hand Talarico a water nigga @KenPaxtonTX

[John Layfield @JCLayfield]

Does this mean I don’t get my $5,000 check?

[Abu Sulayman @moballer12]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

Turned on Fox News and they’re talking like this 🕊️🕊️💔💔

[Abu Sulayman @moballer12]

😂🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

Trump administration so ass you got day 1 confederate Jim Crow states going Blue 😭😭