Today my friend told me he had sex with a girl for a full hour and they did it in “five or six different positions.” Hahahahahahaha that’s literally the dorkiest shit I’ve heard in over 20 years and I’m not joking. Imagine being an adult and saying that to another adult!!
nothing like going to the gym everyday with your gym going girlfriend. i love it. couples that gym together stay together #gymrats#isquat#somuch#protirn
Dudes love smoking excessive amounts of weed so they can akwardly sit and look down at the floor without saying a word for 30 minutes and then go “alright bro I’m boutta head out”