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[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

Thief nearly kill people wey arrest am 💔💔😂😂💀💀

[Marc Cucurella @cucurella3]

Thank you 💙

[BiffBifford™ 🇺🇸 @TBifford]

📽️The iconic "tallywacker" lineup scene from Porky's (1981) remains a high-water mark for unhinged 80s teen comedy chaos. 🍿🍿🍿🍿

Bob Clark directed an absolute masterclass in escalating comedy with this infamous sequence. The entire plot line peaks in pure absurdity as the strict, overbearing physical education teacher, Ms. Balbricker, holds a serious meeting with the school administration to demand an inspection of the boys [01:45]. What makes the scene legendary isn't just the sheer ridiculousness of the request, but the incredible physical comedy in the background. Watching the principal and staff completely lose their minds, fighting back tears of hysterical laughter while trying to maintain their official military and school authority, creates a masterclass in comedic tension and release.

❓Is Porky's the absolute blueprint for all modern teen comedies, or did another film do it better? Let me know below. 👇

#Porkys #80sComedy #ClassicComedy #BobClark #MovieNostalgia #Cinema #80sMovies #FilmCommunity #TeenComedy

[Nnaji 💨 @mobbythefirst]

"Date a kind partner"
Uwa nwoke bu expenses ngl.

[Alayo💖 ✨ @Aunty_Akanke]

Change your beddings weekly
Pillow case twice in a week
Towel twice in a week
Face towel thrice a week
Bath at least twice a day
Brush twice in a day
Boxer and singlet once a day
Don’t wear pata unless you are on your period
Clean up regularly
Shave forest whether there is match or not
Eat healthy meals
Don’t be stingy
Spend money on original skincare products
Date a kind partner
The list is endless 😤

[Dhaboy 😎 @dhaboy01]

You actually don’t need HDMI to connect your laptop to your TV.

Just Press Windows+K

[Nnaji 💨 @mobbythefirst]

@AnyanwuMalachy Option 2: staying close to your oga after settlement is the biggest step to take. You will be reminded of the discipline he thought you. You no go want mess up broo.

Option 1: If God no dey with you, you will useless it 💯

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

I see people asking you to pour sniper and kerosene on it. It won't do much. You will just kill the ones on the surface. Guess what? They will be replaced. The queen lays 20,000 to 30,000 eggs per day.

Once it gets to this level, you have to get experts involved. They'll most likely dig somewhere inside the house so that they can locate the queen and bring her out. That's the real solution.

What you see outside isn't their house. It's their own walkway canopy to the "office," which they built so as to go to and fro, without being exposed.

[Nnaji 💨 @mobbythefirst]

Drogba, lampard, Harzard, Tiago silver, kante, tuchel, etc

I will be heartbroken, but i won't cry!

[Conn @ConnCFC]

If Xabi Alonso, a Spanish legend can’t convince Cucurella to stay then it’s clear he wants to go back to Spain. Think we all knew this would happen soon anyways, if we do sell him, Chelsea you have to replace him properly. Get a good fee and use the money wisely.

[Anambra 1st son @UchePOkoye]

This should be spread across the country
People must understand that not voting is supporting the government in power.

This young man explained it better.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Now imagine us that didn’t hear what baba said.

[BUCOS @TENIBEGILOJU202]

DANIEL BWALLA FINISHED TINUBU HERE!!! Kindly retweet massively till it gets to the Jagabandits and Bwalla himself.

[🇩 🇪 🇪 🇳 🇴 @OgaDeeno]

“Day in day out, they are borrowing money with no single infrastructure to show the government of Nigeria is working.

That rice wey dem give you today, you go suffer for 4 years"

Tired Nigerian youths warn their compatriots.

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

The best voters sensitization you can see anywhere....

The message have gone local.

Kudos to everyone involved in this we will definitely reclaim our country from the looters masquerading as politicians.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

President Tinubu needs to watch this video man !! He needs to see how bad things have gone in this country he’s leading 💔💔

[PATORANKING @patorankingfire]

Happy Birthday to Me ❤️

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"A man can be seated next to you smelling of perfume...clean shirt...inside him there is a whole fun3ral service happening" – X-user says

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

❝Once a woman begins to cheat, she has checked out... Women love deeper, but just find the one wey love you. Women don't love weak men.❞

- Yul Edochie

[BLESSED 🥷 @Dee_9889]

Imagine Peter Obi becomes President and appoints Dele Farotimi as EFCC Chairman.

Like I said just imagine..

[Benkingsley Nwashara @Benking443]

This is Pastor Iren's message that changed my life and mentality.

It's been over 5yrs in my phone and every time I feel dismayed and backward I go back to it.

Thank you Pastor @pst_iren

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

For a man to be like this, something must be dead in him man haaa! 😂😂 he pursue them.