joe ! ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱

just vibin' to the song of turmoil ,, she/her ,, read shadows house -

[Reila🍵Shen Jiu and Jiang Cheng's mommy @littlenightma16]

Shen Jiu would teach his disciples how to swim by kicking one of them in the water and turning to the others like:

"Now your martial brother is going to die if none of you can swim, try to save him."

[Reila🍵Shen Jiu and Jiang Cheng's mommy @littlenightma16]

Ning Yingying asking her shizun for uppies cause her legs are tired and every Bai Zhan disciple looking at her like she's insane cause that's Shen Qingqiu. The mad peak lord, the crazy guy who's always picking fights.

But Shen Jiu just hands someone his fan and picks her up on

[Reila🍵Shen Jiu and Jiang Cheng's mommy @littlenightma16]

Omega Shen Jiu being married off to Nie MingJue and they're all thinking he's gonna be miserable with such a stern alpha, but Nie MingJue is totally devoted to making his omega happy.

For Shen Jiu, it was quite easy to conquer the alpha, he just had to conquer his little brother

[Luka | Shen Jiu Plushy Soon @LuLuviahhh]

BingJiu but Bingge has memories of the previous timeline and bursts out in ugly sobs when Shen Jiu asks for pickled dishes while pregnant. Bingge keeps giving him a guilty look while hand feeding him, and Shen Jiu just doesn’t get it.

[Rhys Blu @emrysblu]

LWJ dies in the Xuanwu cave. He had he used the entire herb packet on WWX's wound.

His leg became infected, he sustained additional injuries during the fight with the Xuanwu and after, he and WWX laid side by side, with high fevers, trying to memorize each other's faces.

[vamp ☆ i love wwx @honeyvampx]

thinking abt 18y omegaxian being a rogue cultivator and working with older, mature alpha hanguang-jun 😙😙😙 one day hgj takes him to a restaurant and a-ying stops at the entry because hes unsure he can pay it... hgj just takes his small hand, kisses it and takes him inside ♡💸

[Luka | Shen Jiu Plushy Soon @LuLuviahhh]

Vampire omega trying to suck blood out of some random alpha’s nape, but his fangs don’t quite work sometimes. Normally, the vampire just pulls out because it’s too much trouble, but he was just so hungry and ended up biting harder than he should have,

[Luka | Shen Jiu Plushy Soon @LuLuviahhh]

You know what’s crazy about Shen Jiu, a woman could abuse him and he would genuinely think he’s done something wrong. His mind had to compartmentalize women as a safe space in order not to go insane from all the abuse he’s went through.

A woman could start abusing him,

[Reila🍵Shen Jiu and Jiang Cheng's mommy @littlenightma16]

Ming Fan and Luo Binghe fighting for shizun milk rights

[TJ @ 肖恩妈的怀抱里 @bowlerrootx]

Young Alpha gets into gyming, protein shake, macros, the whole thing. The results after a few months are stunning n he starts feeling himself a little too much.

Gets mouthy at the gym, flexes his gains, acts obnoxious n leers at Omegas. His expensive personal trainer shoves him+

[alex⁷⊙⊝⊜✍︎ @Alexspersona]

Bun's heat hits him earlier and harder than he thought it would. He takes his leave from work and isolates for the next five days. Since he hasnt been with an alpha for a while now, he no longer feels the need to nest in alpha pheromones. But this time, the need is there.

[alex⁷⊙⊝⊜✍︎ @Alexspersona]

The next few days pass by with the bun thinking about the alpha. The pup hasn't been to school since that day and bun decides to call to see if everything was okay. The call is picked up by an omega who informs that the pup is out with family on a vacation.

[alex⁷⊙⊝⊜✍︎ @Alexspersona]

A bun who loves pups but doesn't get to have his own since he is barren takes a job of a play school teacher to fill the void of pups in his life. At the ripe age of 25 he doesn't date or go out because he knows once any alpha knows about this, they won't ever mate him.

[roy @ gf brainrot @wine_enema]

omegaverse where mbj is able to command his underlings with his alpha voice and assumes it works on humans too as sqh so often cowers and follows his orders immediately
until the ascension trial where he commands sqh to come back and sqh just… leaves? how is that possible?

[ᴊᴀʏ⁸ ☘︎.𖥔 ݁˖ ʙɪɴɢǫɪᴜ sᴛᴀɴ @bingqiulvr]

sy after his first time w/binghe LOL

[Luka | Shen Jiu Plushy Soon @LuLuviahhh]

Shen Jiu would probably be really aware of what sex is, but the idea of wrp ladies being really protective of him, leading to him not know what any of that is, is also very funny.

Him getting cursed with a pussy and screaming his lungs off because he thinks he’s been

[Luka | Shen Jiu Plushy Soon @LuLuviahhh]

Mobei-Jun going up to Yue Qingyuan and Shen Jiu to ask permission to marry Shang Qinghua because he thought sects worked similar to demon clans and that the head has to give permission for marriage.

QiJiu gets the wrong message and thinks that Mobei-Jun thinks

[VanillaMint @vmnoneko]

How to tell readers hualian had sex without telling them🫠

#tgcf

[allen 🐾 @borderlinepoe]

wangxian doing pda while everyone is fighting in the end of mdzs is silly, but I think jin guangyao's baby please it's not what you think routine towards lan xichen is a million times funnier

[river @lesbians4hgj]

modern fem wx but it’s wy sending her her gf nudes when lz’s at work bc she lovessss working her jiejie up when she can’t do anything about it. only it then backfires when wy goes to run errands and naively opens a 🔞 picture lz had sent her and she immediately walks into a door