Mobi-Wan Kenobi

Howard Law, class of 2019. UMBC, class of 2014. Future Esquire. Lover of snacks and 90’s cartoons. IG/Threads- @mobi_kenobi

[Mobi-Wan Kenobi @mobi_kenobi]

Manifesting 🤑

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Unprofessional Sports Bettor @ItsHoodhalle]

I can’t wait for the class action lawsuit against FanDuel

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[Uncle Kent @_MCKENTON_]

ATL such a strange movie. Rashad had fine shit but was bouta throw it all away cuz he found out she lived in Bowie and not southeast like what lmao

[Fliff @fliff]

Say it with me

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Dance For It Better

[Nae 💗 @LemonadeShelly]

These one-liners KILL me sometimes

*detectives see a dead body*

Benson: She was a teacher….

Stabler: Well it looks like school is out

Like WHYYYYYYYY?!

[jay ™ @jaymeeetsworld]

DIARY OF A MAD WHITE WOMAN

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

“This edible ain’t shit”

*30 minutes later

[Fliff @fliff]

My parlay: ✅✅✅❌

Me:

[Slime 🚶🏾‍♂️.. @SlimeSelects]

Niggas turning 2$ to 6K I can’t even flip my lil 10$ to 500$ this is crazy 😭

[Action Network @ActionNetworkHQ]

When you go to check on your bets and your Open tab is empty 😱

[Cotton Boulevardez @Shawn_Cotton]

I don’t see how ppl bet on baseball… it’s the most 50/50 sport. My only advice is DONT BET!

[Ms. Regular Degular… @Kay_Leinese]

Tomorrow April Fool’s Day but ain't shit funny right now so don't come fucking playing with me. 😭😭😭

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When you're at work and the real you almost slips out

[♈️ @prettyedible]

@spicebae_ Just a bunch of angry bitter men whining under this post. What a sad time to be a man.

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

its only 4 seconds but its one of the best cartoon gags of all time

[G4G @gayforgambling]

Fanduel executives watching us pivot from NBA to MLB