Mobi Val

I'm Mobi,

A chronic Manchester United fan. I don't look for trouble but I accept trouble.

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When you pray, God WORKS; when you don't pray, you do the WORK.

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One of my love language ❤️❤️

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"If you continue to show up, one day you’ll win"... That one no concern sporty sha

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Since that thief comot cutlass for bag, nobody dey catch thief again🙂

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You don ever argue with 5 people, only you for like 30 minutes.. Then una con later check facts online discover say na you dey wrong🤨

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No work oh! Dey beg September make e dey nice to you

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Girl comot shame beg you for money, but you no fit comot shame tell her say you no get😒

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A pastor relocates to the UK and ends up working in a Chinese factory that molds Hindu gods. He's in charge of molding the goddess of the Sea.

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Your God wey create you no give you money, you no vex for am... Na me wey no send 2k you dey vex for😒

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Some people just dey chop this hell fire update

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A prisoner is more free than a man who promised a woman money.

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As poor man dey think say rich man do bl00d
money, na so rich man dey think say poor man na witch😒... I like as everyone dey suspect each other.😤

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and get scammed by their pastor😤

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Once you broke like this, wisdom and understanding go wan finish you