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[Flerish Updates @fle_rish]

Wetangula who is 70 years old is asking Uhuru who is 65 years old to retire from politics.

[Nick Muthumbi @nickmuthumbi]

Maende wapi?

[Allek🦍 @RealAllek]

Ata maisha ikue ngumu aje wewe omba tu daily. Mungu wako halali, itajipa inshallah.

[Maria @Maria_ktwts]

You go off twitter and realize the major world events dont bother anyone else😭😔

[Riah_The_Cushion_Maker @Meme_wiilapi]

So how long have you been a woman?

[Mtu_kutu💦🍑 @Bab__Jay]

Nyumba yangu haina mlango ilifika 25 bob lini ???

[Macute!💗 @Macute_8]

Ule mtoi alikuwa anapostiwa na kila mtu amepotea, amepatikana finally

[Kekius Maximus @Kekius_Sage]

What if death is just an unsolved disease?

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

No retarded gay shit formed against me shall prosper

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Honestly speaking there's something special about Kikuyu babes that you won't find in those other tribes.

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

This generation defends stupidity a lot.

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

Interpreter of dreams, Joseph of our generation, the great seer of Singapoor, Womb-Watcher extraordinaire and Minister of Marriage Studies… tell us more. Please, we beg you.

[Ace Sage @acecrypt01]

Hii mwaka mungu tusikose pesa ya kupea wazazi na ya kukutolea. Amen

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Kuna Grace ya God inaitwa favour. It will compress success ingekutake 10 years into just 1 year. May it locate you this year!

[gids @gidikariuki]

Nigeria is not a real country

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

I love Gen Z 😂
If it was a millenial tungetafuta Sunday Best hapo Imenti.

[Goddess ☁️ 🐂🀄️ @sheis_Z]

“She was easy”

Bro she liked you. 💀

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

my kid will inherit my twitter account. this is my legacy

[drey (25/26 )🏆 @Dreymwangi]

Privileged pricks don’t understand how bad situations are in some families

[Cleopatra @CleopatraM__]

Lol, we grew up and our complexions got lighter.