When your friend tells you to invest in the next โ100x gemโ... but forgets to DYOR. ๐คก
Tag that one friend who needs this hoodie! ๐
๐ Grab your embroidered Crypto Hoodie today
https://t.co/ESn4anCDqZ
#BTC, #Crypto#Hoodie#DYOR#CryptoHoodie#CryptoMerch#CryptoStyle
๐ซฆNew Collection - Crypto Queens ๐
https://t.co/Bk5mpyxd7f
๐ When the bro panic sells, you rebuy.
For every woman who runs the market. ๐๐๐๐ฐ๐ช๐๐ธ
#CryptoQueen#Bitcoin#DeFiDiva#Web3Style#Crypto#BTC#Girls
๐ Outtrading crypto bros since genesis block.
For every crypto queen. Bold, cheeky, and made for crypto women who run the markets. Perfect for Bitcoin girls, DeFi divas, and NFT hustlers.
https://t.co/k0YkQPQcmV
#CryptoQueen#Bitcoin#DeFiDiva#Web3Style#Crypto#BTC#Girls
1.
2012: @VALELORDX says XRP will moon.
2014: Vale says everyone copying him.
2020: Vale says "GARBAGE. LIKE I SAID!"
2025: We drop the first hoodie Vale actually predicted.
Here's how we stayed 10 years behind โ and still dropped the best merch: ๐งต
In 2021, @ChadSteingraber thought he found the perfect trading strategy.
It involved Fibonacci, astrology, and yelling at his cat.
But he was missing one thing: proper feline supervision.
95% of people never knew off...
Here's how we fixed it: ๐งต
Bookmark this thread...
Me: Buys โThe Courage to Be Dislikedโ to read and chill.
Marceline: Already lives it.
Now the bed is hers, and Iโm back to designing hoodies in exile.
Cop yours before she knocks it off the shelf: https://t.co/uAFoyHh4Ap
#traderlife#crypto#BTC#XRP#hoodie#trader#cat
She (Marceline) hides like a bad trade. Blocks my screen. Sits on my keyboard. She is fluid horizontal black candlestick.
I cannot afford therapy so I made a hoodie.
https://t.co/XomDCdCCPH
#traderlife#crypto#BTC#XRP#hoodie#trader#trading#cat#catlovers
My cat just shorted my entire portfolio.
Hoodie designed by a trader. Approved by a cat.
Thanks to our amazing model - Marceline the Vampire Queen.
https://t.co/XomDCdCCPH
#crypto#BTC#XRP#hoodie#trader#trading#cat#catlovers