Mobley_Burner

Don’t ask for the ingredients to the hotdog, you might not like it. Cavs and Steelers control my happiness.

[Mobley_Burner @Mobleys_Burner]

@officialkm0 @3starmerchant @EvanGetAOffense

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

Giving Spieth a Mallet

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Depressed, broke, lost his girl and aunt

I'm ready

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

The world may have forgotten Peter Parker, but he hasn't forgotten them.

Watch the new trailer for #SpiderManBrandNewDay, in theatres July 31. Tickets on sale NOW.

[steve ceruti @Ceruti]

Ronaldo is going to have 20+ shots tomorrow after seeing this Messi performance. Might not even attempt a single pass. Usage rate will be in Westbrook territory.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @paraguay fuck you

[Patches O'Houlihan @BoobyGibsonLuvr]

@woop54 @EvanGetAOffense

[Mobley_Burner @Mobleys_Burner]

@JoestarJokic No

[Colb @___Colb___]

Head coach talking about “analytical wins” and the star player taking pictures with Knicks fans before an elimination game.

[Mobley_Burner @Mobleys_Burner]

@BookitWithTrent Thank you 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 END THE SEASON TONIGHT

[Mobley_Burner @Mobleys_Burner]

Are we fucking serious ?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Analytically… we’ve won 2/3 on the expected [score]”

- Kenny Atkinson to reporters with the Cavs down 0-3

[Colb @___Colb___]

I use to blame him for this in the past but the guards legit get tunnel vision and freeze him and Allen out it’s infuriating.

[Quincy Carrier @Kwen_C]

putting my predictions on wax for the rest of the east conference finals

G2 - big Hart & KAT game Cavs L

G3 - Harden plays good again W

G4 - Harden plays really good W

G5 - Mitchell/Brunson instant classic W

G6 - Harden disaster class L

G7 - Struss/Wade/Merrill get hot W

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

#LetEmKnow

[Ricky Smith @Rickonia]

But anyway, Cavs in 6.

[kordell @lledrook]

chet was wearing durags and eating oxtail while wemby was training with the monks and hakeem

[Nikki Goel @MrNikkiG]

CAVS-KNICKS ECF.

Predicament: The Knicks’ spacing. The Cavs wont be able to load up as much and if they force the ball out of Brunson’s hands, NY has the weapons to punish. There will be a lot more switching and more selective trapping for both teams.

Probably: Cavs’ pick-and-roll game will finally open up with Brunson and KAT on the court. If the Knicks commit to switching and dare the Cavs to out-iso Brunson… I’ll take my odds with Donovan and Harden.

Potentially: Mobley/Allen ending the narratives that haunt them from 2023. Before you laugh, just remember that Duren will lose millions on his next contract because of what this front court did to him in round 2.

Prediction: The lights were too bright for the Cavs in ‘23, but these aren’t those same Cavs. These Cavs are deeper, more talented, more experienced, and have made huge strides in their deficiencies.

We remember Robinson’s offensive rebounds. Now the Cavs lead the playoffs in off reb%.

We remember Donovan getting double-teamed 90% of the time. Today if you do that, then your second best defender has to guard James Harden with better spacing.

We remember the Cavs’ mental collapses, even in these playoffs! But also, in these playoffs, the Cavs have won games and series they would have lost in the past.

I feel good. Cavs in 6 good.

[Carson Breber @Carsobi]

Evan Mobley has been the best playoff player on a conference finalist at 24 years old

It is a beautiful day to be alive

[adidas Basketball @adidasHoops]

Crickets.