morgan

tweeting into the abyss. enfp. she/her 🇳🇮

[morgan @mobo_7]

@uhkent I brought plátanos maduros to lunch ONE time in the fifth grade and Samantha told me they looked like slugs. 20 years later I still haven’t forgotten... how fucking sweet those ripe ass plátanos tasted

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[morgan @mobo_7]

Kady Not snogging Ouzy in smog marry pie? Madness #loveisland

[morgan @mobo_7]

Whitney is by far and away the best person / personality on this season of #loveisland like the jokes she cracks she’s so real

[morgan @mobo_7]

Wow mehdi is awful to Whitney #loveIsland

[morgan @mobo_7]

Watching love island with my boyfriend as maya jama walks in “wow, I think she’s going to win”
Me: thats the host
Him: I was wondering why she was so much hotter than the others
💀💀😂

[morgan @mobo_7]

@tferriss how did you like the ending to marvelous Mrs. Maisel / the fifth season in general?

[jay @kendallhosseini]

THE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS WRITTEN THE NIGHT BEFORE AND THE EULOGY WAS OFF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HES INSANE

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

kendall roy x hannah montana nobody’s perfect tiktok is what all of human history has been working toward

[morgan @mobo_7]

I love reading emails when I’m drunk. I feel like they stick more when I read them again sober

[mallory @goodoldmoon]

i keep seeing stuff like this and i don't understand in the slightest. i was staring at kieran culkin the entire night. men should be small and bitchy.

[morgan @mobo_7]

If you haven’t already watched the first two season of Dave - this is your sign.

[m @angelxdeluxe]

31 years ago, mariah carey performed at mtv unplugged because critics believed her voice was too good to be replicated live.

she shut them all down.

[morgan @mobo_7]

Olivia getting dumped and having to dump another couple - that’s karma babyyyyy #loveisland #LoveIslandUK

[morgan @mobo_7]

I really ship Kai and Sanam. Liv is so annoying #loveisland #loveislanduk

[morgan @mobo_7]

I fucking love Jessie. Little Australian pocket rocket. Most mature one this season. #loveisland #LoveIslandUK

[morgan @mobo_7]

This season of love island is really scratching the itch

[Jess Devonport @jess_devonport]

Tell me your ad team is all men without telling me your ad team is all men

[trash jones @jzux]

no more fun facts. i want to hear a scary, unsettling fact about you