Shark Enthusiast

Raised by red dirt.

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

I heard once that beautiful girls want to be told that they’re smart and smart girls want to be told beautiful. Since I’m both I would like to be told that someone is buying me food.

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

Nail techs should have portfolios like tattoo artists

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

What tattoo do I get on my knee?

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

We all know small spoon but honestly…big fork

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

I LIED: best costume goes to baby in a shark costume

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Halloween live thread: so far best costume was “stay at home mom.” Eye mask, robe, slippers and completed with a baby doll.

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

I told a kid his IT costume was cute.

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I would like to thank all the girls going out this Halloween weekend. I promise I looked at the pictures you shared respectfully.

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

My CEO has started calling me “the quiet one.” Little does she know that’s just ✨anxiety✨

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

I had to warn my new coworkers that at some point I would make a dead mom joke at an inappropriate moment and they said they couldn’t wait. I’m gonna like it here.

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

Things I miss most since moving to NM:
Braums
Canes
Kong Wraps

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Wife: Before you start drinking and watching college football all day, can you…

Me:

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Sad day when OU twitter goes from Bevo bash to Beville bash

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Desperate times call for desperate measures

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I made it but only because we didn’t have a corkscrew.

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

I will wait until halftime to open my wine. I will wait until halftime to open my wine. I will wait until halftime to open my wine.

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

Jaleel Farooq is underutilized

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

Loving on my dog a little extra this morning because there’s soon to be a lot of screaming in this household.

[Shark Enthusiast @mobro410]

KJ got scared last night watching Halloween Kills and started barking at Nick this morning when he came back into our bedroom (like he does every morning). Safe to say I traumatized my dog