lucas

on a tropical island

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

"Car 2" Premier today fun and entertaining

[Duke Football @DukeFOOTBALL]

😈

[DONKFORTRESS (parody) @D0NKFORTRESS]

this is still the funniest shit to ever happen i think

[lucas @moby_3000]

group of spanish tourists sitting in a circle on the manhattan sidewalk passing around and sharing a crumbl cookie

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk https://t.co/UuuY4y6NjP

[lucas @moby_3000]

help i’m in bushwick and im scared

[lucas @moby_3000]

new freaky friday had none of the soul. they changed the source of the magic for no reason. in the old movie the magic was vaguely chinese. in the new movie it’s vaguely romani but in a white way. why did they unchinese the magic

[lucas @moby_3000]

this valley canny as hell

[james @jms_tny]

julia garner most confusing name bc it calls to mind both julia roberts and jennifer garner but she is neither

[Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews]

If you see coverage of our Hunter Biden interview on a mainstream network they’re telling you it’s a “bizarre, expletive filled rant” - meanwhile the YouTube comments:

[lucas @moby_3000]

@onlyfools trust you didn’t miss out it was impossible to get tickets

[lucas @moby_3000]

reddit-occupied soy government

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

This is real.

Wake up America

[lucas @moby_3000]

@wheezyleft dennis

[bigsock @biggersocks]

how july is going to feel

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

The accusation that Israel has committed war crimes in Gaza — likely hundreds, maybe even thousands — has become all but undeniable. Even Israel’s supporters, those who defended or withstood this publicly broadcast nightmare for 19 months, have reached some semblance of a limit.

For our latest cover story, @suzyhans examines how the war in Gaza has upended decades of humanitarian law: https://t.co/kloetoKRb9

[lucas @moby_3000]

it’s the other way around actually

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

Instagram Reels is more of a body high while TikTok is more of a head high

[lucas @moby_3000]

@wheezyleft me

[lucas @moby_3000]

@shatten_ tobar

[lucas @moby_3000]

IM FREE