mønica lewinsky

zoinked out of my fucking gourd

[Saturn @soyjustamentese]

Yo tratando de arreglar mi horario de sueño pero el mundo es tan agradable y tranquilo de 12 a 5 am

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

When you get a little taste of luxury and you start to understand corruption

[J O E R O Y @TheJoeRoy]

the coolest people are actually at empanada mama at 4am

[𝐌𑁤 @ticnt_]

Hasta en sus fantasías son perdedores

[aj @ajbabyboi]

A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning

[1.82 Ferah @biigityaaa]

Bu logoyu tanıyorsanız, teknoloji camiasının gerçek bir orijinal üyesisiniz demektir.

[montsi @primmadonnagurl]

afirmaciones diarias:
- mi rodilla esta bien
- no me duele la rodilla
- soy una mujer joven con rodillas sanas
- mi dolor de rodilla es mental
- no se me va a salir la rodilla

[unclejohn @IuUnclejohn]

Gregory your ass is is mine.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

frog tattoo done by Garretttattoo

[chair 🌱 @clairevsbirdman]

dom dolla on a hunt for blow job mints is frying me

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This is obviously sweet but the reveal of the duck is Arrested Development-esque

[mønica lewinsky @mocat_2]

jackie the eagle died noooooooo :(

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

5th inning Peace Be With You goes crazy.

[mønica lewinsky @mocat_2]

i miss the whimsy

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

The Mets DH, Daniel Vogelbach decided to walk up to the song, “Milkshake” by Kelis, and if you have never heard the song before, well, just listen to the lyrics closely as he comes up to the plate.

An all-time moment that will be played for a very long time. And good on Daniel for having such a good sense of humor.

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Caleb truly is the voice of our generation

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

if u call me on instagram u need to be put on some sort of watch list

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Rate my WFH setup

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

my relationship with my mom is something like this: