Plain Little Turtle Named Mack

Archaeologist, political hack (hated Capitol Hill), geek, animal lover, mama bear

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

Your budget plan cuts railroad safety inspections.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

More seriously if anyone makes a visualization like this for me, I'll die.

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

Do you guys get how big this is? There's a guilty plea for a conspiracy to OVERTHROW THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT BY DENYING THE PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER AFTER AN ELECTION.

Now we prosecute the other members of that admitted conspiracy. 🔥

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

Dear @People Magazine: You made an error with this headline. The phrase is "raped a child" not "had sex with a 13-year old" because children cannot consent.

So it would be "Dr. Strange Actress and Husband Accused of Raping a Child."

https://t.co/FoGljJWZIU

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

Hey guys, don't look now, but the Feds just slapped RICO charges against the Cosa Nostra family...that still owns Donald Trump. 😇 https://t.co/UmO0dFMaur

[Plain Little Turtle Named Mack @mochegato]

You know... all those global conspiracy theories don't take into account this level of idiocy

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

my favorite story today

[Plain Little Turtle Named Mack @mochegato]

Hey @nbc,
yeah, if you could NOT show ads for creepy shows while playing kids movies, that would be great.
I understand Chucky is about a doll but that doesn't make it appropriate to show during Harry Potter

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

New revelations: GOP Congressional Reps were part of planning the overthrow of the Government *at* the White House.

Seems important. https://t.co/k1lrerCfk8

[Plain Little Turtle Named Mack @mochegato]

Netflix: we're going to follow a very stringent policy of canceling popular shows after 2 seasons
Also netflix: we cannot figure out why we're losing subscribers #netflix #provideContentAndTheyWillCome

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

@PunchbowlNews @kaikahele @nickgrube @HawaiianAir But in the years we’ve been covering Congress and congressional ethics, we’ve never seen an arrangement quite like this before.

[Plain Little Turtle Named Mack @mochegato]

This HP Envy laptop is honestly the WORST laptop I've ever had! Constant flickering if you open an internet browser (any of them) until you restart, can't download apps from Microsoft store, Word has delayed reactions

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

What the fuck.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

I’m still not convinced people remember that the first impeachment was about Trump withholding javelins and other weapons from President Zelensky unless he did a phony investigation into President Biden’s son, and that every Republican except for Mitt voted to exonerate Trump .

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

There’s saying the quiet part loud and there’s this.

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

Yes, the organization of a violent attempted coup d'état sure does draw questions, I tells ya.

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

This might be one of those criminal referrals.

[David Crosby @thedavidcrosby]

There are people worse than Rogan …Tucker leaps to mind but there are many people selling outrage by lying …I despise all of them ….they know they are lying ,,, causing harm …but they do it anyway for bucks

[Plain Little Turtle Named Mack @mochegato]

Dr: this is concerning, we should get you an appointment ASAP

Scheduler: fastest i can get you in is 3 months from now. Best i can do.

Because the US healthcare system is soooo much better than universal healthcare that makes you wait months for appointments

[Plain Little Turtle Named Mack @mochegato]

Betty White died! The day before 2022. I couldn't imagine a worse omen for the new year

[Plain Little Turtle Named Mack @mochegato]

Hey, @Windows! Stop forcing updates to windows 11 while i'm away from my laptop. It breaks my laptop. I don't want it!