mocho

tenured drake apologist

[mocho @mocho_33]

I know I say this once every three months but that Puerto Rican accent is justttttt sooooo….

[mocho @mocho_33]

I don’t know if y’all heard but I got bangs

[mocho @mocho_33]

@SIDSMITH_IV You’re in a cult unfortunately

[mocho @mocho_33]

Remember that funny time when I loved my job and I was so dedicated to them so I asked them for a raise, they offered 4%….. so I left and got a 16% raise with the SAME company

Remember, always quit your jobs kids. You’re disposable to them just like they should be to you. 🫶🏽

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The womanly urge to start an argument over something that happened 5 months ago 😌😌😌😌

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My boyfriend doesn’t like spicy food but I simply can’t except so I make everything spicy to condition him

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This make me mad at my boyfriend for some reason

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I want a sign for my car that will light up with a press of a button that says “You were supposed to yield, dumbass” for the moments people honk at you but they were wrong. I just want them to go home knowing they were wrong not me.

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@justusinfinity Yea like my tongue is in physical pain.

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I don’t know the science but Mexican spicy and Chinese spicy are not created equally.

When I ask for my chinese food to be spicy my nose is running, I’m sweating, stomach is in shambles

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It’s so painful to see someone who looks SO good with dark hair but they just can’t leave that dry, brittle blonde aloneeee