Vegan Vampires

-Introducing Vegan Vampires: A Southern-fried fusion of the wild, the wicked, and the wonderfully musical. Hailing from the heart of Dixie! We eat vegans...

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

👱‍♂️✨ He Didn’t Pray to Be Blonde

He didn’t fast.
He didn’t beg.
He just prayed for his inner beauty to shine.
And it turns out…
his inner beauty is a blonde rock god.
The crowd gets it. They cheer.
Because we all want to believe our glow is waiting inside.
Then the song hits:
🎶 "Don’t let them clip your wings…"

🎧 The Only Way to Win in L.A.
Streaming now.
Link in bio.
Let the glam be gospel.

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@Beatlesfab40 So off... look at the chick... chick?

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@seanonolennon That's why I actually have no face as we speak friend. Most of his stuff is irritating... with a few gems also.

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@GeneralJoeM17 Vegan Vampires friend... greatest of all time...

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@SteveEstes16 @HealthRanger I can tell friend.

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@HealthRanger Sad fact... it doesn't matter what new trick they throw at the jabbed. They just roll with it.

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@Soaringeagle45 Beer is poison... just saying. Otherwise fine plus dandy.

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@elonmusk There is no outer space...

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@DeFi_G_ @hannahapexfit 3 minutes...

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

👱‍♀️ Real Blondes Don’t Crack.

💣 From the world of Don’t Smoke Government Weed.

🧠 Being blonde is surreal.

👁️ Reality bends a little.

🔗 Links in bio.

#VeganVampires #RealBlondesDontCrack #DontSmokeGovernmentWeed #Reels #IndieRock

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@elonmusk Surviver on the moon! If Joe Rogans not in- I'm hosting that shit!

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

💣 Don’t Smoke Government Weed.

👱‍♀️ Real Blondes Don’t Crack — new single out today.

🧠 Beauty is dangerous.
👁️ Especially when they know the truth.
🎸 Stream now everywhere.

🔗 Links in bio.

👇 Real blondes already know.

#VeganVampires #DontSmokeGovernmentWeed #RealBlondesDontCrack #Reels #IndieRock

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@Timcast That what she said...

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@elonmusk You’ll are cracking me up!

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@AlpacaAurelius I'm currently sunning my salty nuts! I'm very tan!

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@brandilwells Don't Smoke Government Weed!

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@MagnusVigso True, I sun me nuts every morning and then have sex with my whole harem...

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@elonmusk It's also 93 million miles away said nobody with a brain...

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@elonmusk @Andercot I know I dreamed you'll up to entertain me with this silly astronaut cartoon extravaganza! Nobody's buying friend...

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@cabinsmountain My siblings are crack heads, basically worthless.

[Vegan Vampires @Mockingbirdnow]

@WhiteHouse It's kinda flat and we live in a Torus field friends. Truman show was real... this ain't real. Sing humming and ignore this bullshit.