Adam Custance

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@legalhackette Ineptness ineptly rewarded.
He couldn't find his arse with both hands and if he did he'd drop it.
A blight on criminal defence from which it's never recovered.

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@LouiseBaldock Maxine's year. I was a student at Tees Poly when you were a librarian.
I used to go out with Joanne Eggett and knock around with Stephen Ainsley and Gordon Coffey. I'm still very good friends with Andrew Moule.

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@LouiseBaldock I remember Terry Benton.
I was awfully badly behaved as a student but I remember he was a very good teacher
I remember you at Conyers and in the Library at Teesside Poly and your sister Maxine.
Nice to see you are doing well.

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@NoContextHumans It's a wonderful wank
Thomas the wank engine
The scent of a wank
The dogs of wank
The Italian wank
Wank at Tiffany's

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@NoContextBrits My own personal opinion!!!!!!!!

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@NoContextBrits The King's moist men.
Two mules for moist Sister Sara.
Seven moist brides for seven brothers.
The big moist man.
Moist Shaft
The unbearable weight of massive moist talent.
American made moist

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@fowlerguitar @BBCArchive The guy at 1:58 caught me by surprise! I think it's a young Bernard Manning.

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Here’s a rousing new 🎶 version of the convict folk classic “Botany Bay” adapted as a cheerio to @BorisJohnson.

If you like it, you can show your appreciation by pre-ordering our NEW SINGLE out next Friday for #RefugeeWeek called “See Your Face Again”
👉 https://t.co/Wpim6A61yY

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@ThatEricAlper Auf Wiedersehen Pet
Beiderbeck Affair

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@NoContextBrits My own personal view!!!!!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nadhim Zahawi has agreed to pay the £3,000,000 tax bill he lied about and hid from HMRC.

He should be sent to jail for fraud.

RT if you want to see him in jail.

[Mike Fowler @fowlerguitar]

A Merry Christmas to you all on this #WinterSolstice, here's my arrangement of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, to put you in a Dickensian mood. And if the music doesn't do that - I've added some extras. Full video on my YouTube channel
#fingerstyle #classicalguitar

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@fowlerguitar Came to this late. Beautiful rendition Mike. I used to watch this version with my dad. My favourite of all the versions. Thanks Mike.

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@andrewmoule @SeahamFoodFest @matt_tebbutt What's going on under the jacket?

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@SwearingSport Brilliant!

[Rab Noakes @rabnoakes]

I opened next week's @RadioTimes today. I'm delighted to see this doc on a dear departed friend, @LindisfarneNow primary songwriter, Alan Hull, is scheduled. Good to see it featured too. Directed by @ClarkeGed with involvement of @laidlaw_ray @FridayNightBBC4 26th Nov at 9:00pm.

[Adam Custance @mockinghorse]

@fowlerguitar @StuartHumphryes @Bob_Fischer I honestly believe that they would find their place as stars in today's entertainment world. Timeless.

[UK is with EU @ukiswitheu]

Brexit isn't working, let's cancel it and rejoin the EU

If you agree, like, RT and follow

[Laurel and Hardy @Stan_And_Ollie]

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