Maggie Trahan

[Maggie Trahan @mockingmagbird]

@veronica_lawler Never hate being strong enough to ask for help!

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Probably the easiest way to understand the US is to remember that everyone here firmly believes they are above average at most things

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The news is real. The president is fake.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I can never remember, is it “Never wear white before Memorial Day.” Or “Our democracy is crumbling.”?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Big Bang Theory is FAKE SCIENCE. I'm toldd Sheldon doesn’t actually have a PhD and his real name is Jim. Bad (or sick) guy!

[David Lewicki @dlewicki]

#Ethics is a coherent and defensible sense of right and wrong. You would think ethics would be important to the "leader of the free world."

[David Lewicki @dlewicki]

One of the lasting legacies of DT will be pulling the lid off the Pandora's box filled with America's most violent, hateful ideologies.

[Maggie Trahan @mockingmagbird]

@nasanoah you are all of us "doing laundry"

[Jeannie Gaffigan @jeanniegaffigan]

"Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

– Mahatma Gandhi

[Jeannie Gaffigan @jeanniegaffigan]

ME: "I come in peace." TWITTER: "Them's fighin' words!"

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Today, Trump repeated that the press is the "enemy of the people." Food for thought...and we cook it up Monday with Jon Stewart! #LSSC

[Maggie Trahan @mockingmagbird]

@amazon can you please get it together? https://t.co/kEqTSDeJjt

[Sleeping Giants @slpng_giants]

It's been 24 hours since Breitbart's favorite editor endorsed pedophilia and @JeffBezos is still funding them with @amazon ads.

Pathetic.

[Maggie Trahan @mockingmagbird]

Everything I need to know I learned in kindergarten https://t.co/7CJkoHvKtn

[Tom Hanks @tomhanks]

From a Kindergarten class. Hanx

[David Lewicki @dlewicki]

God, show us all some love today. Amen. https://t.co/ESknGYLHlj

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

An all caps "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" is the whitest thing to ever happen in black history month.

[Sleeping Giants @slpng_giants]

CONFIRMED: Big, big day. @Uber has blocked Breitbart from their media buy! Thank you @travisk for making the call to stand against hate!

[The Handmaid's Tale @HandmaidsOnHulu]

We only wanted to make the world better.
#HandmaidsTale https://t.co/manH5zlfsY

[The Hill @thehill]

Trump adviser Steve Bannon registered to vote in two states: report https://t.co/YZQEDybxwN

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I dream of a world where the truth is what shapes people's politics, rather than politics shaping what people think is true.