beeb

i hate it here

[beeb @mockkerys]

you’re telling me cheese creamed on this bagel?

[beeb @mockkerys]

this year my goal is to laugh less and make more eye contact

[beeb @mockkerys]

take that goddamn ski mask off you look like a Ticonderoga eraser

[beeb @mockkerys]

a cold cigarette to ease the pain

[beeb @mockkerys]

what if we held cursors in the shared google doc

[beeb @mockkerys]

taking an edible and drinking a double shot expresso to cram for exams

[beeb @mockkerys]

@KleptoAss yes enrichmentt !

[beeb @mockkerys]

i get two hours of play time then i have to do homework again

[‎lina 🇲🇽 @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[beeb @mockkerys]

@KleptoAss omg egg!

[beeb @mockkerys]

and can i get some epic sauce with my narwhal bacon ?

[beeb @mockkerys]

don’t invite me over if your dogs gonna be humping on my leg

[beeb @mockkerys]

me reading my where’s waldo book

[beeb @mockkerys]

i deserve ice water as a little treat today

[beeb @mockkerys]

@KleptoAss school :(

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

I suspect some of you view voting as a statement of your personal values, instead of a way to marginally improve the conditions for your everyday organizing work that could actually change the world

[pranay somayajula 🇵🇸 @p_somayajula]

81. he was a fucking kid.

[beeb @mockkerys]

@isaiah_bb my discussion board post when it’s due in 13 minutes

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

a beautiful woman named heat advisory keeps messaging me on my phone

[sabina @thespaceavenue]

not even close

[beeb @mockkerys]

wtf i literally just fell out of a coconut tree