Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱

Gadget freak, Apple fan, LCFC, Brass player.. living in Nottingham city centre #FBPE #RejoinEU #StillEuropean #IStandWithUkraine

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

I was one of the players making this "sound" 😂 https://t.co/y8mDUVLDc1

[Charles Hazlewood @CharlieHazlewoo]

We just restaged the original 1840's Doppler experiment. 1 steam train + 1 brass band. GORGEOUS!! That pitchdroop makes me weak at the knees

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@mbirth Nope. I got new Siri about an hour ago and my phone is still indexing

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@giannoklein Mine is on UK and it just arrived

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@durreadan01 Just arrived on mine (English UK too)

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Sad to hear Anthony Head has passed away.
The Gold Blend “will they, won’t they” ad campaign was a cultural phenomenon, an ongoing saga that lasted for 6 years, captivating audiences of 30 million. The inevitable kiss even made front page news. A landmark TV moment.
RIP Anthony

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@hicasamadim 72

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@SirMuttley I hope so too.. the office is Bangkok is a waste of space

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@SirMuttley Used them a lot up until this Feb/Mar then found out what they are like when things go wrong.. never again

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@AJCB_WX @reformexposed @LachlanTaylorUK Sounds like you have some experience in this matter? 🤔

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@kelvmackenzie Suggest you don’t lick the platform and you should be ok 👍

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@paularambles Drink it all the time in Thailand

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

When Trump was in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel he asked the secret of her great success.

Merkel told him you have to have intelligent people around you.

"How do you know if someone is intelligent?" asked Trump.

"Let me demonstrate." She picked up the phone, called Wolfgang Schäuble and asked him a question, "Mr. Schäuble, he’s your father's son but not your brother. Who is it?"

Without hesitation Schäuble answered, “Quite simply, it's me!"

"You see," Merkel told Trump, "this is how I test a person’s intelligence."

Thrilled, when Trump flew home he called Mike Pence and asked him the same question. ”He’s your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?"

After much back and forth, Pence said,
“I have no idea, but I’ll try to find out the answer by tomorrow!"

Of course Pence couldn’t figure it out and decided to seek advice from former President Obama, so he called him and said, “Mr. Obama, it's your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?"

Obama answered, “Easy, it's me!"

Happy to have found the answer, Pence called Trump and said triumphantly, "I have the answer, it's Barack Obama!"

Trump raged and shouted, "No, you jackass, it's Wolfgang Schäuble!"

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@tomhfh Are you a total weakling? Just pull the cap off and stop whinging

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@Dina_McG @I_amMukhtar £75k on flags was a bigger priority?

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@gotravelyourway Might be controversial but downstairs on the A380 still feels the best to me.. vertical walls mean the cabin space is unreal and you don’t feel cramped at all.. also the smooth, quiet ride is way less tiring than the smaller options..having said that the A350 comes a close second

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@imreadynowy @Penguin__Bandit @JoeHollinsVet Watching “the chase” probably

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@SueRButterfly Such a huge loss.. we went to the place he ate with Obama in Hanoi.. great fun and the food was pretty good too

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@Gen777777 Why not just use the top up machine?

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@Ajarncom I prefer travelling that way as 12-14 hours in economy is stupidly uncomfortable. The half way break is very much needed. Our Qatar flight home was cancelled.. still came back with Etihad yesterday.. excellent service too

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

@qatarairways I already have!!

[Mark 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇬🇱 @mocktanza]

I know there’s a lot going on at the moment.. but I want to say that @qatarairways are awful - they say to contact them to rearrange and cancelled flight.. but when you’ve tried every which way and still can’t talk to anyone.. that’s poor