local parasite

ΖΣΧ 🦄🍑🖤 Writer. Work seen in @blkfeministco and @versezine Regular Punk Contributor @versezine they/she

[local parasite @mockturtleneck_]

Thank you for the big punk welcome! 🖤 I’m excited to be a part of such a bad-ass lineup of writers 😁

[elle 🔻 @dregcollapse]

the stripper loves me, and the record store guy respects my taste, and the barista is genuinely interested in my morning, and the tattoo artist thinks i can sit really well,

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

… is this not wild to you????

[local parasite @mockturtleneck_]

@Ceoof_Finral326 People are so boring and just wanna hate Korea for any reason. Do they really think no Avatar has used the Avatar state for shits and giggles? Aang would be THRILLED to smoke his grandchildren in a race!

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️‍🩹

[local parasite @mockturtleneck_]

@dantesletters1

[Your Buddy, Holly 🏳️‍⚧️ @HollyKettunen]

KILL THE SURVEILLANCE STATE IN INFANCY!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 THATS MY COUNTRY RIGHT THERE!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[dah 🦇 @vmprlstt]

the fact that dm was born bc anne was in the mood to write a bdsm romance and thought "hmm, what characters do i have for this? well, i'll take this ancient vampire here and that nameless young journalist and have them engage in a tumultuous dom/sub relationship for a decade"

[local parasite @mockturtleneck_]

@RAAAHcia POINT AND LAUGH AT THE 500 YEAR OLD PUSSY 🫵🏽🤣

[Mojo’s left paw 🩸 @waspinyourear]

#tvlspoilers
#thevampirelestat

The fact he tells Gabriella it’s very NICE to see her again, as opposed to “Good”, in the same episode he says “Nice is nothing”.

He knows what she gives him is shallow and futile, he knows it. But he’ll take it anyway.

[maia ; მაია @tachideree]

The woman behind this video has a gofundme page so it would be great if you guys could donate
https://t.co/1YHiTPMZGc

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Insider trading is just allowed now I guess

[tori 🐈‍⬛🌹 @plantbasedagony]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”

[local parasite @mockturtleneck_]

@muyhiram Let lesbians be evil!

[local parasite @mockturtleneck_]

@gubpyyy Both!

[Juno;SpookyEdition @Junoshotthesun]

Rebecca sugar could write omni man but Robert kirkkman could never write rose quartz

[local parasite @mockturtleneck_]

@faustgrave Canon you cannot prevent it

[Luvly Brown @LUVLYBTHO]

DEAR NYC RESIDENTS, STOP CALLING 311 & HPD! SLUMLORDS HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO IGNORE THIS!!!! GO TO THE HOUSING COURT FOR UR BOROUGH AND GO TO THE HP DESK TO BEGIN A LAWSUIT AGAINST UR LANDLORD! NYC HOUSING COURT WILL SEND AN HPD INSPECTOR TO UR HOME; THOSE VIOLATIONS WILL BE IMMEDIATELY ADDRESSED IN COURT! THIS IS FREE THE ONLY THING U HAVE TO PAY FOR IS THE CERTIFIED MAIL SENT TO HPD & UR LANDLORD NOTIFYING THEM OF UR COURT APPEARANCE!! #StandUpForUrselves #KNOWURRIGHTS

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧⌖✠🎃💀🕸️ @JadeAtrophis]

This is why the Internet is fundamentally less child friendly.

[Reagan Gomez @ReaganGomez]

Vaccines work so well ppl forget how bad off we were without them🤦🏽‍♀️

[Praise @PraiseClip]

this makes it sound like there'll be a shortage of insulin, but it's literally just that the prices are so high that people won't be able to afford the shit they need to survive