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@lorn The original Oddworld nailed "Show, don't tell" but that magic was lost in Soulstorm. I hope it comes back in the next installment. https://t.co/Vpb8saBKu1

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Life is like a cactus. Around every corner there's another prick. #joke

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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. #joke

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It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. -Winston Churchill

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A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. #joke

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Confusius say: He who smoke pot, choke on handle. #joke

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Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment. Full effort is full victory. -Mahatma Gandhi

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The devil finds work for idle glands. #joke

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I'm the person you're mother always warned you about. #joke

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Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? #joke

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I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did. #joke

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A word to the wise is infuriating. -Hunter S. Thompson

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Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. -Confucius

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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -Francois Marie Arouet (Voltaire)

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Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. #joke

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Drive defensively -- buy a tank. #joke

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. -Dave Barry

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It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you. -Dick Cheney

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Aim at Heaven and you will get Earth thrown in. Aim at Earth and you get neither. -C.S. Lewis

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Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there. #joke