MoCo Owl

Irony and violence

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

We stand up to tyranny.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

well well wlel. come crawlin to bird now haev we?

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

#LikeABoss
https://t.co/gWM6lIZv9M

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

Ban cars while you’re at it. (Also ban cats.)

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

Ever see the last sequence of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest? If you lift some of the crown feathers of this poor bastard, you’d find they did to him what they did to the Jack Nicholson character.

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

No, no we’re not actually

[hofftons @hofftons]

Owls are cats of the air

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

@actfortransit Makes my gizzard gurgle to see it, but no, well out of my range.

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

@NIH_Bear Agreed.

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

I’ll be happy to relieve you of this issue — as well as your mask — as you walk along my trail.

[7News DC @7NewsDC]

ICYMI: Dermatologists have discovered the coronavirus pandemic has sparked a skin condition that has patients flocking to their offices.

They've named it "Maskne."

STORY: https://t.co/Le6T87yrwN

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

I’m not.

[Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer]

I was a little surprised #TheTraitorJesseBun didn't try to broker a peace between the owl and the hawk, considering they were battling above his kingdom. But Jesse, oddly, has been very absent all afternoon.

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

I trust my cousin acquitted himself with honor on the field of battle.

[Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer]

Holy crap! Wow. The local barred owl and the juvenile red-shouldered hawk flying up and down the ravine fighting, trying to beat the shit out of each other. Owl and hawk very vocal. Wow. (Didn't get the shot, but these are I believe, the two individuals involved.)

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

Talk to @DCSnowyOwl. Y’all really got to rethink your addiction to all ICEs, not just tractor-trailers.

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

Noted.

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

My choice is clear.

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

I am certainly no friend of Trump. But I’m no friend to you either.

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

But I’m like the rest of you. I don’t get to choose my choices, I can only choose among my choices.

[7News DC @7NewsDC]

More on this: https://t.co/UMU5umXhQr

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

Who could have imagined that human aerial persistence would be as ineffective as it was unjust?:

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

Pentagon Ordered National Guard Helicopters’ Aggressive Response in D.C.

“Top Pentagon officials ordered National Guard helicopters to use what they called ‘ persistent presence’ to disperse protests in the capital this week.”

https://t.co/zVc95FEZTo

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

You'll note from the picture that they are simultaneously piloting the Human-Free Parks Program. https://t.co/VNKPSiTeuB

[MoCo Owl @moco_owl]

As you can see, never laid a scratch on him, sorry to say...

[Jennifer Epstein @jeneps]

The Maryland bike trail guy has been arrested and charged with second-degree assault, per park police. https://t.co/kgzUHLmYCu