Moco Truths

stating straight facts about moco schools😤

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towson, where the top major is alcoholism

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moco, where the administration goes like that to every moco snow prediction

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if logic songs were a class, it would be the only one Gaithersburg kids would pass

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i would talk about poolesville but i don’t think they have access to twitter

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northwest, where the kids are higher than their gpa's

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moco water fountain water is cloudier than the bathrooms

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lacrosse players have more juul smoke in their system than blood

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the only trapper Potomac has is the vineyard vines dealer

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the st. john’s school uniforms include a make america great again hat

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dmass assembly's are lowkey just trump rallies

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i don’t care how new seneca gonna be it’s still gonna come out dusty and be filled with cockroaches

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if clarksburg guys played football as hard as they try to finesse girls maybe they would win a couple games