Buffy Summers

[AU• #Buffy #AngelTheSeries •18+ || TwitFic || @ibuffyrpg] - If the apocalypse comes, tweet me...or snapchat, iMessage, whatever.

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show ‘em why.

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

--Giles had just said. Doyle enters but she doesn't notice him.

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--for moments that stretched into hours? Well now Buffy knew exactly how that felt. Her body was ridged, unmoving, unable to process what --

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

@PiedPinter [You know that thing in movies where the lead character says that she (or he, I guess) feels like time actually stood still --

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

@PiedPinter @likesbooks1 --for Giles to explain why he's ruined the last hour of her beauty sleep.]

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

@PiedPinter @likesbooks1 --massaging the skin underneath his eye, she flashes him a sad face, mouthing the words "poor baby" as she waits--

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@PiedPinter @likesbooks1 Mmmph, Giles? It's too early even for you...you know, in some countries there are even laws. [noting that Doyle's--

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

@PiedPinter @likesbooks1 [Buffy rubs at her big green eyes, opening them in the tiniest of slits, just enough to see her phone.] --

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--satisfied that the cards are thoroughly shuffly] Go ahead, make my day. #pewpew

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

--given him way too much innuendo to work with] Ok then, obviously I'm gonna have to kick your ass. [shuffling the deck until she's --

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

@PiedPinter Uh huh, that part I did know. You're about as subtle as an erupting volcano. [biting her lip at the realization that she's --

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--her on how this is so not poker] Yeah, yeah...you're missing the point. When did the stripping become a thing that was happening?

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

@PiedPinter Ok, but seriously Heff, when did we decide we were playing strip poker? [he flashes her a look that says he's about to school--

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

@PiedPinter Er...did you all of a sudden get warm feet, I mean is that even a thing? Where exactly are you going with this, Kenny Rogers?

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

--[tossing her ace in the table] there are high, or whatever, right?

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

@PiedPinter [nose wrinkle] Um, as fate would have it...yes [her affirmation slightly more unsure than she hoped it'd be] I have this...--

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--and holds it protectively to her chest]. Ok now what?

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

@PiedPinter Umkay...but no cheating. I've got my eye on you and I can break things if necessary. [smiling innocently as she takes a card --

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

@HunterClaryF Thank you! xx

[Buffy Summers @modbuffy]

--from her dresser drawer and tossing him on his lap]. Show me whatcha got, Gambit.

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--we might wake up Momma Summers and Truth or Dare is just a bit cliche, don't ya think? [grabbing a deck of Archie comics themed cards --