how fascinating i've found somebody lazier and more useless than i.
< yawwwn. >
lead the way. if i happen to fall asleep while reading, don't wake me up.
a valid point but that doesn't mean it counts.
< scoffs. >
and how, pray tell, do you plan on turning the page, smart one? if you vote your mind, you'd first need a brain of some sort.
i have the floor to lay on and contemplate whether or not my existence is real and if it is, if it's worth living in it.
uchhhh... some quiet place / i / like? does this imply i get to decide where we go?
ah, Valentine's day. the capitalistic mustard stain in the month of February to remind lonely single people they're going to die alone because they're miserable and simply unlovable as if they didn't know that already.
can't wait for it!
@silentstxrm fair enough.
< and he's caught it! >
too proud, too high, too mighty.
that's just it, john.
< he rolled up the joint and lit it up with a scoff. >
there's nothing going on in my life.
@silentstxrm my, somebody's feeling a little bit bitchy today.
< oh! he's spotted a pound. snag! >
mm, i thought that once as well. then i realised i was a guy. pass me a joint, would'ja? i got my own lighter.
@silentstxrm no. i'm better.
< enters with a huff! and his arms crossed. >
not with such poor bedside manner, i won't. gracious, you are in dire need better influence.
< he's already looking for the weed lmaooo >