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Refined Toddler !

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

so many people told me “Maddy, there’s now way you can be Darth Maul for Halloween, you’re too hot and sexy to be a scary alien man”

Well this is me proving them wrong. Hot girls can be darth maul too. Suck my big red dick patriarchy!!!!

[さこθ @sako4ta]

ついでのチュー💋をいただきました😆

#王子動物園 #ムム

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

if you did an X-ray of me, my intestines would look like a fuckinng balloon dog

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

thought I was having a stroke

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

What’s the big worm’s name? Tony Shalhoub?

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

“Sir, a second Rice to Riches location has just opened”

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

honestly you DO NOT want to know

[New York Post @nypost]

How many eggnogs will you drink this month? https://t.co/7ga4dAw66D

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

rumor has it that Baby Gronk saw Wonka and said it was good

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

telling people Liza Minelli doesn’t have a Kennedy Center Honors yet 💔

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

the place I feel the most at peace is in the mushroom aisle at Monterey Market in Berkeley 😌🧘‍♀️

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

to be honest, reading Elena Ferrante on acid was a dumb idea in the first place

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

Toucan lamp pales in comparison to the Chicken Lamp I found on eBay

[DD 📁 @designdocument]

Vintage Toucan Side Lamp by H.T. Huang (1980s) 🦆✨

[Thor Like The Hammer Guy Movie @Thorislost]

Hosting a bike ride in LES soon! Come ride around with me. 🚲

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

I feel like if you put this woman under a black light, her skin would glow

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

this game really prepared me for stomping out all these spotted lantern flies

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

this Barbie wears white pants to the dog park

[Eddie Du @Edourdoo]

Monkeys 🐒 🐒 🐒 in Nepal

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

when do Those Blue Men get to retire

[madddy @moddyfronklon]

it wild that this NY Post cover has a part in the origin story of how my boyfriend and I started dating

[Marie lastnamé @marieberd]

september 12, 2018. the day the new york post earned, and yet did not receive, a pulitzer prize