Modern Dad

Modern dad ready to help men meet the challenge of fatherhood.

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@Amakundi001 Being an alcoholic is far worse in every way

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@OGsDontFold The anti weed high horse is gigantic

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@ZainabSana2622 The Virgin Mary over here doesn’t know where baby’s come from.

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@eugeeyy The left is a public toilet in India

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@callmeMaharani You probably answer scam likely calls too.

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@DaizyZeeX Women: disrespect man who takes care of her and feels forced to sleep with him.

Woman: cheats with a broke bum who provides nothing but sex. She enjoys this sex.

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@koolaidJimJones @_lilith_ophelia Sarcasm isn’t for everyone

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@miiagarro For sale: used up fleshlight. Odometer rolled over. Suspension is shot. Oil leak. Must make 500k a year and own your own home. Be 6’6. And Physically fit to purchase

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@hell_line0 Women have literally created an entire economy around stupidity. Amazon. Home goods. DoorDash. Makeup. Hair. Nails. Clothing. Feel good degrees. Pinterest. None of this matters. This is why everyone has a low paying job. The entire economy is just frivolous spending.

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@meishato Go change the oil while I sip yellow tail with Nancy

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@Alizahuyarr Cooking chicken nuggets in an air fryer isn’t exactly Michelin star certified

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@em_Lazzy The best part about this idea is that you will give an institution that is 39 trillion in debt an extra 200 billion and they will end hunger. Sure. They won’t just buy planes and bomb Iran instead.

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@deltaozzimo My favorite is when women think they can control men they hate. Someone needs a hug

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@ckatalyst_ If they have to ask for it it’s not worth it. Unless it’s money. That doesn’t lose value when they ask for that

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@SOghenerukewe Tube tops for men

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@presh_islit__ Some people leave their parent’s house and are permanently downgraded in life. Not everybody lives in a little apartment.

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@chloidc Some people miss the point. Top speed is for race tracks. Acceleration is what’s fun on the road. Now Move out of the left lane

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@OGsDontFold Skip breakfast. Eat lunch. Eat dinner before 6pm. Don’t eat anything after. Always eat before you smoke so you’re full.

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@Becksjane26 Only women shame other women for not being married. Married men look at unmarried 30 year old men’s lifestyles like a mirage in the desert